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oh my god????
Happiness 1998 Todd Solondz
Mulholland Drive 2001 David Lyric
happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate
♥ ♥ hiram is happy valentines day forever ♥ ♥
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HIRAM LODGE in RIVERDALE SEASON 5A ↳ iconic and beyond reproach
stavos is so funny. i think davos is a kinsey two, three at most, who metaphorically met his wife in high school and is very happy with their life together and then when he’s like 40 he has a little midlife crisis and because it’s a fantasy world instead of buying a car he trades a life of smuggling to follow that highborn asshole twink no one likes and fast forward to 15 years later he doesn’t regret his life choices just yet but he is starting to realize he may have been taken in by some pussy he didn’t even get a taste of as it were. stannis i think might be ace if i am being honest but if there is anyone on earth he’d be like sure why not i could try it out for fun just once maybe i’ll enjoy it with them i think it is davos. he will never admit this to davos. anyway i think on the way up north they share one (1) furtive handjob in the dark and they cannot look at each other for a week afterwards. i think if either of them opened their mouth and talked they’d probably at least share a few more handjobs maybe not even in the dark but i don’t think that’s who they are as people. i also think they are the most likely asoiaf couple to experience erectile dysfunction and more people should explore that.
Put on your sash and top hat darling.... mommy needs you to preside over the city council meeting later
#mayorkink #mayorification
my most consistent trait across all areas of my life would have to be ummmmmm the sloppiness
the amount of oatmeal down my shirt right now would shock you
is jaime good at sucking and fucking?
yes im a warrior of truth respecting real text
no he is carried by his shoujo filter and hot face and rack
what is this carrying ????
VOTE CORRECTLY!!!!!! NOW!!!!
jaime bad at sucking and fucking warriors dont respect women at all. this is what u all want for cersei? for brienne? 🤨🤨 misogyny…
Let's be real. His only hobbies are "sword" "kingsguard nerd shit" and "sneak around and fuck nasty"
he only existed on this bitch earth to be a walking super s tier dildo and a walking super s tier sword. u all need to be serious
Jaime is good at sucking and fucking but not at the girlies
He was disinterested in Pretty Pia (babe), Catelyn Stark (babe), young Lysa Tully (babe), Hildly (babe)
He was enamored with the Blackfish (gay), Arthur (probably gay - danced with his sister at parties, loved Rhaegar like JonCon) - sees Loras Tyrell (gay) and thinks “omg he is literally me”
He can’t stop thinking about Ned Stark and his big sword walking in the throne room like he heard “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None The Richer as Ned came into view after taking his glassed and overalls off.
Brienne is his beard/hag and she replaced Renly (gay) with Jaime and they have a long life together of sweaters, sodoku and Hallmark channel
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In a modern universe, Cersei Lannister would get sent to one of those fancy private rehabs/psych hospitals (she doesn't want to go but Jaime booked her in after her latest breakdown and convinces her that actually it's super trendy these days for rich white women to go on "mental health retreats") and immediately tries to convince her psych team that she's totally fine and actually doesn't need to be here only to promptly be diagnosed with Bipolar and put on an ungodly amount of Seroquel.
Every single meeting she's forced to attend, she sits in her chair huffing up a storm while everyone else speaks, and when it's her turn goes on a fifteen minute rant alternating between insisting that everything wrong with her isn't actually her fault, insulting everyone else at the meeting because can't BELIEVE people actually fall for this psychobabble therapy nonsense, and sobbing uncontrollably over how her life has turned out.
After she's done she goes back to ignoring everyone.
Would absolutely look down on the people in there for narcotic addictions despite the fact that she's spent roughly the equivalent of the GDP of a small country on cocaine over the years.
Also freely admits to her therapist to having had an incestuous relationship with Jaime during childhood and adolescence but insists it doesn't matter anymore because they "grew out of it" after Jaime went to military school and she realised it would've been social suicide for her modelling career if anyone got photos of them together while she was dating various other celebrity guys, and remains completely oblivious to the ongoing emotional incest and codependency that's running through her entire family.
She emphatically insists that the only problem with Tywin's parenting was that he didn't send Tyrion away at birth and that he got Jaime a spot at Harvard Business School even though he didn't actually WANT to go and SHE did.
If this sounds like I'm bashing her, I promise I'm not. These are simply things I know to be true.
we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind
Sorry to be unfun and pedantic don't think this is funny. I totally get that this is meant as a harmless joe and no hate to op. But seeing it get shared around so much is emblematic of the kind of casual misandry that has become normalized in many leftwing spaces.
It's why trans men often find themselves so unwelcome. It's also a very dangerous pipeline to gender essentialism and TERF ideology. Because it promotes the idea that men are inherently predatory and bad due to biology. Which they're not. That's just repacked "boys will be boys." Which is gross and sexist. Men who behave badly can and should do better.
And cis men also often find themselves unwelcome in Leftists spaces because of this type of humor. And that's not ok either.
We need to get rid of the idea that there are certain classes of humans that are ok to look down on or who deserve violence. I understand this is not literally calling for the death of all men, but if you wouldn't make this kind of joke about women or any other group then maybe think about why you're making it in this way. Actual progressivism is about being welcoming to ALL people.
These kind of jokes are not just bigoted and hurtful. They also are counterproductive because it allows the far right to radicalize people by painting the Left as a bunch of man hating extremists.
I hate men im a misandrist
I condemn hatred and bigotry in all its forms. Sexism is a very old and damaging form of bigotry that is pervasive across all societies. It has gotten better though and can continue to get better if we work at it. I encourage you to put your energy into loving your fellow human beings instead of into find a group it is socially acceptable to hate for internet clout. Otherwise we will never stop being imprisoned by gender essentialist ideas or be free to create a truly equal and loving society.
Consider why you have a need to dismiss the idea of bigotry being harmful through flippancy. Does it really make you happy? Sexism like all bigotry can feel fun or satisfying in the moment. Especially towards a group that is socially acceptable to mock or whose problems seem "not that bad" or even not real. But it is poison. It destroys you inside.
You are helping no one. You are feeding the internet echo chamber of outrage. Consider being kind. I promise you that you will feel so much happier.
I support and encourage hatred of men
“We all dream of things we cannot have. Tywin dreamed that his son would be a great knight, that his daughter would be a queen. He dreamed they would be so strong and brave and beautiful that no one would ever laugh at them.” “I am a knight,” he told her, “and Cersei is a queen.” A tear rolled down her cheek. The woman raised her hood again and turned her back on him. Jaime called after her, but already she was moving away, her skirt whispering lullabies as it brushed across the floor.
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