A little bit of Everything

Witch Ass Bitch in Training

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[gengario]

i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

[cannibalchicken]

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[escuerzoresucitado]

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[chloecat]

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

[newvegascowboy]

I just thought of a joke I want to tell but its literally not even funny

[newvegascowboy]

will you still love me when my jokes don't land

[newvegascowboy]

me: babe was it good for you

the roman centurion I invited to spend the night: veni

[newvegascowboy]

'Veni' is a reference to the quote famously attributed to Julius Caesar; "Veni, Vidi, Vici" translated to mean "I came, I saw, I conquered." In this context it it meant to humorously imply the roman centurion I invited to spent the night reached ejaculation through sexual intercourse.

[inthefallofasparrow]

vidi

[animusrox]

The Boondocks S02E14 "The Hunger Strike"

[gaily-daily]

[viralfrog]

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

[theslackerjack]

@bovineblogger mountain lion

[weepingchoir]

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]