But It Is Not This Day!

@soconfuzed

Hi Peeps. Im a proud reblogger of anything that catches my fancy. I live in the US and have a ton of fandoms that rotate depending on what shows up on my dash. Tumblr is my happy place away from stressors. I hope your day is going well! My personal tag is jezatalks if you would like to avoid my ramblings. Feel free to talk to me about anything ^-^

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oysters-aint-for-me

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

mistflarden-deactivated20200816

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

eldriitchmurmurs

in europe they got antisemitism

number-one-malloc-appreciator

jacktheeldergod2

And hatred against the roma

crocodi1e

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

a-book-of-creatures

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

cameoappearance

That looks like 1 carrot to me

johnnycrass

'oohhhh i trained a robot to affirm my biases' i wouldnt share this but ok. as an adult u should be manipulating other humans into doing that

carolsturka

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

in my Enclosure, performing Behaviors

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

perfectly normal Behaviors

half-blood-goods

Oh really?

What's in your mouth then

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

IT'S MY TAIL AND I CAN CHEW IT OFF AT THE ROOT IF I WANT TO

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frost-flower-fractured-ice

In the beginning you see Jiang Cheng hot on Jin Ling's heels all the time and having his people disguised as Jin disciples to keep an eye on his nephew and you think: what a control freak!

Then Jin Ling gets into mortal danger everytime he shows up on screen without an uncle and you realize that Jiang Cheng is, in fact, concerningly not enough of a control freak.

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

starrynightsxo

neuro-light

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

catgirlmimikyu

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

catgirlmimikyu

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

tuftedpygmysquirrel

Hello.

creekfiend

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

tuftedpygmysquirrel

I can go upside down.

creekfiend

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

tackminyard

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

prickly-porcupine-memes

turing-tested

I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”