Hand Cream

20s "Very tiny, very angry, very gay feminist" "Aggressively Jewish" "I'm so afraid" "When a certain gentleman arrived from Rome We locked the door and both stayed home" "She that is ragier than I"

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[chimpachum]

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

[revelware]

woah mama, I'm a Phoenician/Carthaginian Gold earring with glass head pendant (3rd-1st century BC)

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[queerism1969]

[headspace-hotel]

kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl

[answeringmysister]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[not-another-robin]

Hehe

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[pseudomantis]

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[prokopetz]

Canadian bilingual packaging is fun because you get to see how various slightly odd idioms end up being translated by people who don't give a shit. I just saw a tub of double chocolate chip ice cream where the English label says "death by chocolate", but the French translates literally as "chocolate until death", which has a somewhat different vibe.

[erablisme]

… especially when it comes from the federal government

The original (english) read: "My tail starts wagging and my heart is all afflutter… when you practice your second official language!"

The problem was… well, in french Canada… "ma queue" can translate to "my penis" 😅

[chaoticgouda]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[torgamous]

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beggars-opera]

[dogpuppy]

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[sleepy-frog-lady]

I don’t know what this post is trying to tell me

[predatory-lesbians]

the missile knows where it is

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[beardedmrbean]

[charlesoberonn]

Images stolen from this post

There's a reason why these types of stores usually offer a delivery service.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The arm in that last one is sending me

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.