louder than god's revolver

phoenix | xe/xem | 🇵🇸 | adult

[softchaoticpunk]

i think this is a good time to say as a palestinian that if you support israel in any of what they are doing right now please block my tumblr blog and also never speak to me again. thanks <3

[eroscestlavie]

everyone envies me for my Mateo Point

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[stillnaomi]

filming scenes from The Odyssey in Western Sahara isn't a problem due to that being illegally occupied land. if Morocco's annexation of the territory has been judged 100 percent legal by the UN and the International Court of Justice, we should still oppose it. it's the colonization that's the problem, not the international legal status of the colonization

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

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Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I've been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I've never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the "mouth" to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[patrochilles-or-bust]

It's actually kind of hilarious to consider that Victorian England just deadass didn't want to believe the Inuit when they said "yeah we watched that expedition crash out and eat each other. Here's where their boats are."

Like "no! We're too racist to believe they We, White Men, would Eat Each Other! We're not like you savages! We'll figure it out!" As they tend to do like almost... Every time they go on an expedition in the cold somewhere.

Meanwhile the Inuit were conveniently NOT eating each other and NOT dying because they know how to survive up there. Watching these white men too racist to ask for help choose to eat each other. Like aight, you got it 😬 we'll tell our folks about it. and guess where them boats were. Racial Bias really will have people out here denying themselves the truth for NOTHING.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[anime-to-the-t]

I feel like I’m forgetting something important to me…

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[casgirl]

In one of the last recordings that get sent back to Earth Grace is like oh I have to go grab something um Rocky stay here. And while Grace is gone Rocky gets up close to the camera and makes a weird, inscrutable sort of gesture which becomes a big research topic for a niche group of linguists who are trying to find out what this first unmoderated communication from an alien could mean. And eventually some nervous researcher is like um. That appears to be a rude gesture indicating some manner of sexual intercourse.

[venaday]

I’m a big fan of the out of bounds radio in Portal 1 that bleeds if you hit it.

[dogpuppy]

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

[m3gag4y]

Bum ass