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[ullathynell]

You can get my art prints and posters in Europe and USA! Links and more info can be found on my website. 💚

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[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

tozozozo

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

[mikkeneko]

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[realmarysue]

Happy 13th anniversary to Spiders Georg!

[fortuneaday]

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[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[smoldragonborn]

[mevil]

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Cry me a fucking river

[mens-rights-activia]

Coming back to this, if you really deep it, this is a metaphor for society. Many people will line up and board the “eternal damnation” ride, not thinking it means literal eternal damnation, so when the eternal damnation begins, they are shocked and want off it, even though experts were telling them prior to boarding that this ride is literal eternal damnation

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[mayflower-gal]

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[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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[mens-rights-activia]

I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

[ketchup-cat-sub]

Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

[chilewithcarnage]

Five, nothing wrong with me

[firewirecompatible]

Six geese-a-laying

[spamuelsonofspamothy]

Seven brides for seven brothers

[dorothylarouge]

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]