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fleshdyke

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

oldmanyaoi-jpeg

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

thememedaddy

salty-inc

Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.

salty-inc

adhdandcomics

this is really important to remember, even if you said something stupid and don’t feel like repeating it- it can still feel isolating to folks with hearing and auditory processing problems!

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

rednines

There needs to be a movement of people putting paint in fire extinguishers and super soakers and just covering every security camera that has been put up over the last forty years with paint or just pulling them down with like shovels and hoes or whatever they can do because honestly everyone hates them just get rid of them

This looks like a tool from the Billboard Liberation Front. I’ll bet they have a lot of other nifty tips that could be applicable in this case.

kropotkindersurprise

anarchopuppy

Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

indigobuntings

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

indigobuntings

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

krchov

(by @galwednesday)

tachyon-at-rest

Share the good allergy meds with us!

beemovieerotica

tall ships caught in a squall in Sandy Hook Bay, New Jersey, 2026

@ltwilliammowett

chaumas-deactivated20240115

so I called the breeder about the boner scorpions getting soft and she was like “sir they’re boner scorpions, not priapism scorpions, they’re unique for their ability to get boners NOT for their ability to maintain them indefinitely” and told me that if they stay hard for four hours or more I should contact an exotics vet??? have I been scammed??? what kind of idiot pays for boner scorpions that only have boners some of the time

chaumas-deactivated20240115

they all had boners when I got them but one by one they’ve lost them and they haven’t really come back? called the breeder again and she said that putting them in a pit is not good husbandry and they can’t feel aroused if they don’t feel comfortable and secure. what a fucking joke. she also said that feeding them the arachnid viagra isn’t going to help if they feel stressed and to try playing relaxing music and enriching their environment and avoid putting pressure on them to perform. what the fuck???? I got them for my torture dungeon, not a fucking massage parlor. these breeders need to lose their licenses.

official-penis-posts

Squinting and looking for the metaphor

dovemoulins

finch fancam❤

cosmonautroger

punkedupfae

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

firethekitty

top 5 me posts of all time

wheeloffortune-design

I just came home from a three-day book fair and it reminds me to tell you about con-drop and how it explains why you're sad after seeing your friends.

So, con drop was coined to explain the drop of energy that comes a few hours or maybe a few days after attending or participating in a convention.

After spending several days on an endorphin and dopamine high, you go home and crash. Life seems dull. You feel the emptiness. You need to sign up for another convention. You're chasing the next high.

This is the same kind of feeling the BDSM community have called dom-drop or sub-drop.

The feeling can come with mood-swings, moodiness, fatigue, depression, etc.

I was aware of both, but at some point I realized it also happens to other kind of events that bring a high of dopamine. Like a party, an evening with your friends, anything where you have a lot of intense positive emotions.

Sometimes I come back from a party with my friends. And in the bus, I immediately crash and start doubting myself. And if my friends are judging me. And wondering what I said or did wrong, overanalizing every micro expression to see if they secretly hate me. (they don't).

I used to feel guilty about this. I'm supposed to have a good time and here I was, immediately crashing the moment I left.

(of course I have adhd and a weird relationship with dopamine.)

The moment I connected it with con-drop, it made sense.

So here I am after the high of the book fair, forcing myself to take it slow and not immediately start working on a new project to chase the high.

I'm gonna get a cup of tea.

I need to go to a naturist location some time. Anyone local wanna get naked with me (bites lip)

Platonically btw

Unless..?