Despicable you

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[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[ballandcone]

[sapphling]

surely this stranger you've never spoken to before will fall instantly for your most charming and debonair social move yet: ironic sexual harassment

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[notquiteinsane]

[imkalipso]

yes girl get that apple

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

is this anything

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[abrasileirando-o-tumbler]

Eu acabei de combinar todo o arroz do mundo em um único arro

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[natalieironside]

Lesser-known apocryphal texts:

Shitty Matthew

Weird Mark

Genesis 2: The Squeaquel

Elijah and Elisha's Excellent Adventure

Elijah and Elisha's Bogus Journey

The Gospel of Todd

Isaiah and the Terrible Awful No Good Very Bad Day

The Infancy Gospel of Dog Jesus

Romans 2 (shocking alternate ending version)

XXX Unrated Book of Enoch

Portal 3

[la-mancha-screwjob]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Two of these are real

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[crplpunkklavier]

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days

[nukua-deactivated20121023]

[warcrimesimulator]

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[thememedaddy]

[salty-inc]

Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.

[salty-inc]

[adhdandcomics]

this is really important to remember, even if you said something stupid and don’t feel like repeating it- it can still feel isolating to folks with hearing and auditory processing problems!

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[rednines]

There needs to be a movement of people putting paint in fire extinguishers and super soakers and just covering every security camera that has been put up over the last forty years with paint or just pulling them down with like shovels and hoes or whatever they can do because honestly everyone hates them just get rid of them

This looks like a tool from the Billboard Liberation Front. I’ll bet they have a lot of other nifty tips that could be applicable in this case.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[anarchopuppy]

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