[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[gaycatdad]

She should be at the club

[gothgaymoth]

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

[spyglassrealms]

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[actualized-animal]

unfortunately with a popular ship sometimes you can see the vision and understand perfectly why it’s popular and why people are passionate about it, but then the people who like it will make it annoying anyway

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[mugco]

rewatched bigtop burger and wanted to redraw this bit :)! 💌

[anphivenas]

Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

[anphivenas]

[lusciouslyenchantedlizardboner]

brainrot

[huggingtentacles]

Like actually look at these animations. Whoever made these has to be VERY into this. Like, no normal person would add that little pull her stinger does that briefly lifts your body off the ground before it falls again.

[gamejoypod]

Remembering those interviews where Miyazaki talks about how his design comes from a place of masochism rather than sadism and another dev being baffled by his direction to keep the enemies' dignity & grace in mind, even when it's like, a bottom half of a dragon.

Practically I think it helps ease the frustration of dying over & over & over in these games if it's at the hands of a person or creature designed to have enough presence and dignity to sell it. "Of course she's killing me with ease, LOOK at her!"

It also might explain why we the fans are Like This

[minecraft]

[canoncanidae]

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[himboyevsky]

megan thee stallion cosplaying miku Happy pride month

[pissvortex]