don't slip diva!!

hey divas ! i write heated rivarly and harry potter fanfic (fuck jkr obvs) and they/them

[unsubconscious]

Peter Brown, Bedroom, Night Oil on Canvas, 64 x 51cm

[fujoshane]

i love to see this it's like yes gay guy stocks are up

[icefrozenground]

image from @shaneposting

[knownqueerbaiter]

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

[pompomposting]

he is offering you a hug

[24x81]

how could I fucking miss it. messy bisexual always in the club circa 2010s ilya rozanov would fucking LOVE kesha. animal and cannibal on repeat in the raiders dressing room every home game he will fucking break your fingers if you try to turn it off during "your love is my drug"

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane hollander surprised people came to his birthday party, shane hollander worried about what group he’s going to be in for projects, shane hollander talking teachers during lunch instead of classmates, shane hollander getting married to ilya rozanov and having a place in every room he’s in now because he’s going to be beside ilya obviously!!! i fear childhood loneliness never leaves you

[jemimaland]

LET SHANE BE PISSED AT HAYDEN!!!

that man was careless, he knew the risk Ilya and Shane were taking, he knew they were in his house, he knew he was in a room with windows, he was a fucking idiot. Shane is allowed to be really, really, really pissed, I don't care.

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya vs. the Hollander family’s ancient crusty white dog that does NOT fw him

[mymoonandmyshane]

GET SHANE HOLLANDER MORE DYKES NOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[themoonandmyman]

I was literally put on this earth to eat dick and pussy and bleed out slowly in the snow

[boitterfly]

[shanehollandergirl]

how it feels to post about shane hollander on tumblr dot com

[twinkwolf]

i can’t stop thinking about ilya clubbing circa 2011. diesel jeans, shitty prada button up, hair absolutely CRISPY with gel. cliff marleau on his left tricked out head to toe in ed hardy. cloud of fucking paco robanne in the booth. cîroc with a sparkler sticking out of the neck. “this my fucking song, marly!” and it’s david guetta’s ‘where them girls at.’ he’s so drunk, he’s so loud, he’s got the drips, he’s spent $2300 in two hours. no one knows he’s gonna be gay married in ten years. i have to cry!

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[loontattoo]

I’m always thinking about how Shane is canonically flexible….

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

ilya in a new country by himself barely speaking the language and he's worried about his dad and telling his brother he can't send any more money because he doesn't have any left because he already sent it all and said brother blew it all and also it's new years and he's all alone. my kicked dog