don't slip diva!!

hey divas ! i write heated rivarly and harry potter fanfic (fuck jkr obvs) and they/them

[allesfresser]

His tomato🍅

[hollanovbiter]

i love when shane hollander just looks like a Big Loser. big loser energy. with his dweeby ass haircut and his hands in the pockets first day on earth stance and this stupid little smile on his face. like what an absolute fucking loser! and i love him!

[grmh]

:3

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[emhatesshakespeare]

literally spot the difference

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[bipolar4autistic]

[shanehollandergirl]

if rozanov fucks you tonight, i'm gonna fuck him back

[bubunji]

learning to depend on you

[grickle14]

Deep thinking.

[kosmogrl]

[loveridden1999]

[poetrylesbian]

myshane...

[sol-glissant]

Shane Hollander has three things in this life and they are:

1. No gag reflex

2. Can fit his whole hand in his mouth

3. A hyper mobile jaw he can UNHINGEDDD (with 42% bigger opening then average his dentist told him this)

[poetrylesbian]

erm... waiter... there's a shorm swimming in my soup :/

[ilyannarozanova]

Do u ever think about how Shane and Ilya met when they were 17. They were just kids. Just babies. If they hadn't been scouted as generational hockey talents their biggest concerns would've been secondary school drama and standardized tests. But instead Shane was dealing with the pressure of being a model minority in a famously racist sport and Ilya was dealing with immigrating alone to a foreign country and being financially extorted by his shitty family. God. They were just two kids struggling alone at the top of the world until they found each other. Jesus fucking Christ. Y'know?

[sol-glissant]

I AM FREE

[elegantdeerbaran]

stressed shanebug moodboard