Solace || 20 || he/him

just a little freak who cannot behave normally when shown media

[nolsdoods]

more zukka

[remusfruitloopin]

Sirius calls it 'fucking'

Remus calls it 'shagging'

James calls it 'doing it'

Peter calls it yazoinking/sha-bamming/boinking/Skoodilypooping/going capital B beast mode/boom-baya-boom-bala/boomshakalaka/the devil's tango/'really-in-depth-secret-handshakes'/woohooing/bow-chika-bow-wow/wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am/getting jiggly with it/doing the cupid shuffle/scary

[deswhomst]

what if i said people close to regulus knew he loved them with much more certainty than people close to sirius did

[assiraphales]

steve rogers was told by his old love interest that she lived her life, now it’s time for him to live his and when natasha asked him what he’s looking for in a partner, he says someone with shared life experience. we then promptly meet the winter soldier/bucky barnes who breaks thru of 70 years of memory loss and programming bc of his love for steve (the one face hydra could never take from him). we also find out that their catchphrase is ‘til the end of the line aka til death do we part.

but no no you’re right we all definitely read way to far into it

[viskarich]

God, I love them so much 💙🩵

[ghostlynocturnalspirit]

when mary isn’t available then peter is the only person that sirius can trust to judge his outfits, because james doesn’t know what looks good and is always trying to be kind and remus is too in love with him and honestly thinks that he would look good in a garbage bag

but peter, beloved peter, says that he looks like shit, that he looks good but has looked better, or that he's glowing like the star he is

sirius is damn near giving him a forehead kiss for his honest opinions. "bless you, wormy. i'll get you those chocolate chip cookies you like later, i promise!"

[hinny-is-my-comfort-ship]

peter, barty, evan in that order

(sorry the quality is like 2 pixels lmfao)

[hinny-is-my-comfort-ship]

typa shit marlene mckinnon is wearing

[grahamsmutt]

his thoughts are not very tasty

[starcroww]

Hornkus binglefuck is actually the product of one of Pandoras experiments on Barty gone horribly wrong and now there's a Barty clone walking about.

[evil-twink-reg]

he’s got fuck in his name it’s only natural that bingleboy fucks everyone at hogwarts

[ang3ls-666]

imagine Pandora put an enchantment on Barty to protect him before she died so when he got the dementors kiss he was turned into hornkus binglefuck

[solacetime]

WAIIITTTTT THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE

[mossy-of-the-valley]

I think. somehow, binglefuck is even more disgusting and evil than barty. can he please be absolutley vile. can he sexualize everything he sees. can he be self centered, even more so than barty.

[solacetime]

Horse

[hinny-is-my-comfort-ship]

[hospitalbeach]

barty is jealous in “im gonna kill him” way

evan is jealous in “im gonna kms” way

[wowza8]

Peter Pettigrew who will drop the most outlandish lore about himself at any given moment. Like they’re at dinner and suddenly he’s recalling how the summer before third year he got kidnapped by gnomes. Or they’re walking to class and he’s telling them all about how he’s officiated a wedding before, or how there’s actually a Cerberus in Hogwarts that he’s seen. And after, everyone just looks at him completely bamboozled.