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SOLAR-CR0SS
plain text: solar cross with a 0 for the O.
the Forest/Parker, 23, he/they
Basics of messaging: I donât respond fast. I donât give any other socials unless weâve talked for a bit here or on them.
Basics of âDNIâ: I will block you if I feel like it. Any nsfw blogs please go away.
Other blogs
@bunns-being - disability blog
@friendsofforest - stuffed animal blog
@forests-books - book review blog
@ha-dara - star trek blog
@greendale-humanbeing - community blog
Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo
Look at her don't you love her
It's okay to love your stuffed animals to such a great amount that you cannot live without them. There is nothing morally wrong with strong urges to keep them by you all the time.
Yes, even if you're an adult.
Yes, even if you're a man.
Yes, even if you are mentally & physically abled.
It doesn't harm anyone else to love them greatly.
giving a friend a lift
[riso inks: fluorescent orange, turquoise, mint]
prints available
[ID edited from Alt:
Image 1: A riso print illustration of a whale shark lifting the top of its head above the waves to provide a rest spot for a pelican.
Image 2: the same print being held in someone's hand with a brick wall in the background. End ID]
Y'know the cute thing men do where they tap their cheek to ask for a kiss?
That, but it's nikto tapping his finger against the junction of his throat for you to bite. Pet it afterwards too, won't you?
andre âchew toyâ niktoâŠ.
he doesnât know what sort of beast heâs unleashed by doing that i will climb all over him and bite him everywhere, itâll look like he was mauled by a bear, i think heâd be into that though⊠freaky man
can we pavlov that man⊠itâs not like the doesnât do housework but one day he sees that youâre especially tired when doing the dishes and he comes up behind you to gently ease you into sitting at the kitchen table while he does them for you.
when heâs done you beckon him over, all tired smiles and soft eyes as you tug on his shirt to pull him down to eye level.
heâs expecting a small kiss but you tilt his head a bit and bite him gently on the column of his strong neck (he wishes you bit down harder) before soothing it over with a kiss.
yeah⊠all housework gets done as fast as humanly possible with no mistakes, and his icy eyes are always eagerly shining when he pads over gently to where youâre sitting for his well earned reward.
(anytime you open your mouth from then on, to speak, to eat, to yawn, heâs always staring at you expectantly⊠like a little puppy waiting to be rewarded.. just one bite solnishko? one? please? he wonât ask for more.. (he definitely will.))
i think heâd really love to admire the teethmarks left in your wake, especially if you donât like how your teeth look. like how could he not? theyâre your teethmarks, theyâre special and theyâre unique and they show everyone that heâs yours, how could he not adore it?
yeah just. turn him into a chew toy right now!!!!!!!!!!!
KorTac cuddle pile WHEN âïžâïž i need all of those men to be put on a very large cozy bed in a warm, dimly lit room so they can serve their one true purpose in life (to be used as pillows + blankets + mattresses + teddy bears) would be best sleep of my life i think . :3333 do you understand the vision
ofc i understand the vision i used to be a serial napper đ
theyâve never seen you so tired before, they think. itâs not like you were necessarily chipper after missions, itâs just that⊠you look like youâre dead on your feet. face wan and stance unsteady, you looked like you were ready to keel over at any second.
you had given könig and horangi a start when your head nearly slammed against the table during post-op debrief, jerking back only a second before impact, only blearily shaking your head and sighing.
they knew there was no use to asking you if you were alright because clearlyâ you werenât. not like youâd admit it anyway, stubborn darling that you are. pretending to be ok and awake even if you were only a few seconds away from falling asleep standing. agonizing minutes stretched on and on into what felt like hoursâ when would this debrief end? why were you here? what series of decisions did you make for you to end up here? god youâre so tired.
finally, finally debrief was over. as soon as it was officially dismissed you hobbled out of there as fast as your sleep deprived body could, nearly bumping into a table and a file organizer on the way out.
was the hallway always this long? why are the lights so bright? itâs so loud.
the door to your room seemed like an oasis in the desert, a wave of reprieve washed over you as you finally managed to pry the door open. (nearly tearing it clean off the hinges in your sleep addled state and slamming it shut with a little too much force.)
oh your bed. your sweet sweet bed, oh welcome salvation. you didnât even bother to pry off your uncomfy fatigues, instead opting to flop face first into the bed and fall asleep clutching a teddy bear.
your teddy bear was oddly firm and warm when you blearily woke up again. rubbing your sleepy eyes and nearly jumping out of your skin when you realized you were face first in niktoâs chest. did you fall asleep in the wrong room or something? oh dear.
as if sensing you were awake, one icy blue eye opens to peer sleepily at you before closing contently again. a steady arm running up your back and squishing you closer to him, and a firm but kind âsleep, solnishkoâ is the only thing he murmurs before falling back asleep.
youâre a little more awake now after that little fright. it was only after calming down a bit that you realized there was someone else squished behind you too. a large, meaty hand is gingerly settled on your hip, red beaded bracelet immediately outing himâ konig.
heâs sleeping soundly like a log, and surprisingly quiet too. only his soft little breaths and sleepy murmurs giving him away.
itâs warm⊠itâs nice. and the allure of sleep calls to you once more, almost slipping away once more before your door slowly creaks open. you stiffen, one eye open to peer at the strange visitor(s). that familiar green netting, that camo face mask⊠you breath out a sigh of relief.
sighing out happily as krueger weasels his way in between you and nikto, planting his face into your tummy and delicately wrapping an arm around your lower back too. horangi opts to just flop on top of you, as carefully as he can to avoid waking you. a small curse leaving him when it take a bit of maneuvering to get comfy.
the two of them get comfy soon enough, settling into a nice position. youâre left squished between the four of them, all sleeping soundly with you and your heart can help but flutter. they sought you out on their own, and they chose to sleep besides you as well, the thought is enough to make your heart feels like itâs overflowing.
you settle down comfortably again, snuggling closer to nikto and you drift off to sleep, loved and content, once more.
Cooking?
Tumblr's eating the quality. Click the image to see it in all its unfinished glory!
Finished piece!
I hate that they updated his skin to have the German flag. He's Austrian!!!!
I failed to catch the uncanny-ness (unsettling-ness??) Of his eyes... FML... đ
reading a book
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[ID from Alt: a portrait illustration of a woman with dreadlocs and a dark purple bandana. The dreads are multiple shades or purple. There are rainbow colored crystals and star motifs floating around her. Drawn by gdbee/prinnay June 2026, paint tool sai 2. End ID]
Petition to start calling physical media edible format in honor of that one kid that ate maurice sendak's illustration to him
Who would win? A giant monster dog or a fat autistic guy
Who are these characters? / currently on artfight
if I could be any animal I would be a bat
âpsych ward patients arenât prisoners! donât let them treat you like one!!â
quick, define incarceration for me
If I wasnât a prisoner, why did I have to beg a judge for my freedom? why was the judge able to deny me that freedom?
if I canât leave it by order of a judge isnât it definitionally a prison? a medicalized prison but still a prison nonetheless
It should be illegal to have migraines AND period cramps AND chronic pain AND chronic nausea AND jaw pain from a dental procedure at the same fucking time
"Oh you're gonna get fat if you just eat simple carbs and protein!" First of all, if I was a man you would not give a fuck or shit if I only ate steak and potatoes. Second of all, I've had a digestive autoimmune disease for THIRTEEN YEARS and have struggled with constant ER visits and steroid treatments on top of regular monthly chemo drug infusions and medication that makes me feel like shit. I used to "joke" I was allergic to eating food because there was literally not one single thing I could eat without having a flare up. I'm HAPPY I finally found a list of food that fuels my body and doesn't make me sick.
"Oh I wish I had ulcers, I wish I was on a liquid only diet. I'd lose so much weight! I wish I had an expensive DISABLING condition like you because I'm a fucking fatphobe and have literally no other hobbies đ" YOU ARE A BAD FUCKING PERSON. KILL YOUR SELF.
(scrolling dashboard after something big happens in a fandom you don't care about)
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do you guys think there are worms who fetishize being put on fish hooks
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