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[swearingcactus]

a collection of latin phrases for my new wallpaper set, also known as ‘I can’t decide on a height for my texts’

[thoodleoo]

say what you will about the ancient romans and all of the terrible things they did in the name of empire, but they understood how much jewelry shaped like snakes slaps and you really have to give them credit for that

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[oliverparkerisadad]

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[someiconsx]

classic art icons.     ✧ like or reblog if you use/save.     ✧ @dearcardan on twitter.

[life-imitates-art-far-more]

Thomas Moran (1837-1926) “The Lotus Eaters” (1895) Oil on canvas Hudson River School Located in the Portland Museum of Art, Portland, Maine, United States

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[oldpaintings]

Paesaggio Notturno, 1908 by Teodoro Wolf Ferrari (Italian, 1878–1945)

[artfoli]

A Vision of Fiammetta, 1877, by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828-1882)

[aura-eden]

La Belle Dame Sans Merci paintings

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[a-little-squirrely-sunshine]

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@cloverlyanxious

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[miggylol]

[walkalongwithasong]

[pulling-aggro]

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

[theartofanimation]

Nicolás Castell  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicol%C3%A1s-castell-ju%C3%A1rez-77a61860  -  https://www.facebook.com/nicolascastellart  -  https://twitter.com/nicolascastell  -  http://nicolascastell.blogspot.com  -  https://society6.com/nicolascastell  -  https://www.nicolascastell.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/nicolascastell

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

[katiecomma]

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

[whole-grain-wheat-thicks]

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

[frontier001]

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

[katiecomma]

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

[sammy-sawshank]

[crapolainabox]

The Bea Arthur Residence Officially Opens To Homeless LGBT Youth in NYC

The Ali Forney Center opened its new LGBTQ youth homeless residence – the Bea Arthur Residence. In attendance for he opening of the 18-roo

[dlasta]

(From Deadpool 2.)