and still kicking

unhealthy, unfettered, and unwanted dependency home base. all posts are reblogable unless stated otherwise

[batfig-deactivated20250903]

there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet

[artisfox]

so help me god I will stick a hand in that robot’s open chest cavity

[garpond]

i want to lock him in my basement [gets scared about the optics ] with his permission,

[wolfythewitch]

Jontim

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[solivagantsalix]

I’m gonna fucking 👎

They’re just up there giggling. I fucking hate being left out this shit sucks. When does it end.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[flametrashira-deactivated202505]

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

[elmflowers-art]

genshin tumblr screenshots (rbs appreciated)

[debunkedcans-deactivated2024081]

[mrhealyourgirl]

[30000bugs]

FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

[a-subscription-box]

you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke

[cadmium-free]

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

[cadmium-free]

one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats

[cadmium-free]

they've told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge

[cadmium-free]

also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me "you should check out the river at the end of the road, there's a tractor in it!" like he wasn't the one who put it there

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[roycohns]

my beautiful collection

[sandersstudies]

Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

[vampiregf-deactivated20260316]

do you wanna touch fangs with me be honest