solongsunshine

2009-2016 priceless archive of ephemeral young adulthood in a promising world. 2025- dirtbag formula 1 blog 🏎️ 🏁

[dora49]

A very happy birthday to the biggest yearner to have ever yearned.

Daniel Ricciardo, nobody does it like you 🦡

[cyborg-prostate]

wanting to touch the sun

[leclercskiesahead]

It was a crime they never released these shirts or wore them more often

[alexturntable]

the moment Lewis decided he would win this race

[barcelonas]

pure poetry

[4mulaone]

remove monaco from the f1 calendar? and tank the charles leclerc poetry edits industry? use your fucking head

[antspaul]

Ive been watching more F1 and I want to know if they ever fuck the cars.

metaphorically spiritually physically psychically. all of the above brother theyre fucking the cars

[barbiehelmet]

toto: i love both my children equally! kimi antonelli and [looks at smudged writing on hand] greg rusty

[urie]

rpf is so serious to me. except not the way some of you do it. but its so serious. dead serious. not like youre thinking though. in a different way than that. still completely serious though

[swagmonster63]

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

[alexturntable]

[janinaduszejko]

reaching the part of the race where i'm furiously etching the foulest of maledictions against the drivers running in front of my fave into my roman curse tablet. by hera i wish his horse goes up into a puff of smoke i hope this charioteer gets struck by lightning mid-race

[overtake]

no man has never been this funny, max

[officialpenisenvy]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[disarmd]

would he fuck his clone

charles: absolutely intends to fuck his own clone but his clone then also tries to fuck him???? and he's not doing that. they end up trying to play chess but they get so mad the trash the entire hotel room.

oscar: would say he wouldn't, no. alone in a room with his clone they somehow end up in an argument about tire compounds. when asked about the experience afterwards, oscar says he had a great time.

max: yes. "maybe i'm fucking my clone right now," he says, waggling his eyebrows. but we can see that you're not? "actually because of course if there are clones there might be two of me and obviously those would be the ones fucking right now."

george: he'd say yes with such conviction that you really thought they were inventing new kinds of sex but in fact they just stared at each other and jerked themselves off.

lewis: "ha ha i don't know man, that's kind of crazy." he sort of means to fuck his own clone but they end up getting naked and having a really long conversation instead and afterwards lewis says it was the best night of his life.

carlos: says he would not, but absolutely does. he never tells anyone but he thinks about it every day. sometimes he jerks off in front of the mirror and pretends his clone is still here.

franco: obviously. they mean for it just to be the two of them but they each accidentally pick up two women on the way back to their hotel room and it ends up being an orgy but they crawl their way through the bodies and find each other.

alex: "i mean, you have to say yes, right? i think, if we're being honest, everyone would." but then when they try to kiss, alex is like, that's not the way i kiss. and other alex is like, i would never do that weird thing with my hand, and time runs out before any clothes come off.

lando: yes. they're literally still going at it. he's missed the last three grand prix.

[suckmyravioli]

Sebastian Vettel, Lewis Hamilton & Charles Leclerc | Canadian GP 2019 post-qualifying press conference

[brasilando]

do you guys remember formula 1