Nonsensical Hand Waving

29, I never post here anymore just hanging out ✌🏻

[photography-cnl]

[daryshkart]

wicked trio from the “wicked thing” by @imaginaryanon​ always and forever one of my fave sw fics~

[fangorgia]

[ubuyo]

fact: Twilight Princess Zoras are the best designed Zoras

[megamanfour]

Prove it

[ubuyo]

[coelasquid]

Counter;

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[madcat-world]

Impossible - vuogle

[cardreading]

Me, ready to bore my friends with my special interest the moment they are online:

[humorblr]

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

[podcastwizard]

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

[maxprentisvisual]

Just been working on this piece on and off since traveling, not yet completed going to add some shading and something in the background

[kouhai]

It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S  U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” 

It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….

[iguanamouth]

Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this

MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about

bonus sharks…………

[quarkmaster]

The Fortuneteller

  Arman Akopian

[devilduck]

Popular with the Beatles, the Monkees and several James Bond villains.

From the 1968 Sears catalog.

[interrogationspecialist]

“see, i wanna look like a catholic priest but still get laid, you got anything like that?”

“yes sir, and it also comes in Dog Shit Brown, as you can see here.”

“nice nice i got this great cursed talisman to wear with it.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im saying this in all seriousness please bring this back.

[blackpyrefly]

@henstomper

[madcat-world]

False God: Excalibur and the Exiled Child - Ching Yeh

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Update. I’m hammered.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???

[cryptovalid]

Have you checked if you’re alive?

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.

[cryptovalid]

So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife? 

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This entire thread is a big ass mood