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forgot about stains, i really thought they were just listing off some things

#The formatting went completely over my head.#What is dryer sheet oil?

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

3liza

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

some1probably

What if that's why the heroes of long running series can always have a new partner? Like, they're trying to be polyamorous, but everyone keeps dying and/or turning out to be evil before they can find a second?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)

Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

awkwardinnocent

personally, i'm a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

^^^^what they said. I'm surprised people are still reblogging this post now that google's flushed itself down the toilet. so here is your

2026 UPDATE:

just go to r/FreeMediaHeckYeah and r/Piracy. it's easier, more reliable, and will take care of all your piracy needs!

oh-good

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

#Why is it a pumpkin?#Like

oh-good

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

charlesoberonn

Some of my favorite variants

skribblegurl

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

heywriters

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

bumblewyn

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

breelandwalker

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

myfairkatiecat

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

sirowsky

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

joffartac

Dog Archina.

inspired by the genderswap version of Archie Andrews in the comic "The Great Switcheroo"

bed-wed-behead-your-fave

Mount Rushmore from real life

Fuck Visit or Erode to Its Original State Mount Rushmore from real life.

Fuck

Visit

Erode To Its Original State

Voting ended onOct 15, 2025

some1probably

So, erode is definitely the ethically correct choice, but consider for a moment: we cover it up, both literally with rocks and dirt, but also in the sense of scrubbing it from our records and all agreeing not to talk about it.

If it does get talked about, everyone else treats it as an old legend or something. Then, either through the erosion of the stuff we put there or the efforts of future archeologists, it becomes uncovered again.

#Imagine the look on their faces

ancient-tree-with-deathwish

the "gender flip" is outdated, nonbinary people are completely unaffected by such a thing - a better system is obvious:

gender rotation! (in two distinct flavours)

either: boy -> girl -> enby -> boy -> ect...

or it's inverse: boy -> enby -> girl -> boy -> ect...

some1probably

I always assumed they would just become different nonbinary.

Like, you're still not one of these two, you're just also not what you were before.

#don't really know how this would work in practice #but...#gender flip #rule 63

p0ll

Will you reblog this and say in the tags what your favorite kind of cheese is?

Yes

No

Don't eat cheese / Results

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

#Cottage

geologyingeneral

frank-bennedetto

Ok I looked this up and the discription is half true but not in the way you would think. The fossil is a real example of a Stupendemys geographicus, a pre historical turtle species that could grow to the size size of a small car. The man however is misidentified. "Carlos" is actually Dr. Rodolfo Sánchez, Director of the Paleontological Institute and Museum at the University of Zurich in Sweden, who was the team leader of the paleontologists that found the fossil.

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