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To my Tumblr friends who might be interested: My Discord!
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I'm gonna be an adult in the next 24 hours. Please help me
Welcome to adulthood. Let's suffer together.
I thought you were already an adult????
I forgot I had Tumblr
I'm gonna be an adult in the next 24 hours. Please help me
1: "You were one inch from the edge of this bed" 2: "I drag you back," 3: "a sleepyhead!"
high effort meme for a friend
I think about Reginald and Mr.Strawberry fondly
Aren't you tired of being a character in a story? Don't you want to try being a person for once?
y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right
t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??
THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP
nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE
they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about
i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper
Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?
A fucking what now?
BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!
Here in New York it’s just called an ice.
That word’s already used?????????
I’m oretty sure I just called these popsicles
popsicles have sticks, you heathen. this is a freezie.
these are defo freezies
yall all weird asf those are just cheap popsicles
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
This conversation is very very very funny to me because I have spent so many hours of my life doing hard physical labour in wild venemous snake habitat, and yet there are people here who think in a shopping mall??? Where I can clearly see where each of my footsteps will land?? That a gorilla is a safer option to have around.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ONE GIRL'S TRASH!! Did you catch the reference? 🪰
Heyy uhh my reddit account was fucking yoinked so yeah, pukicho subreddit, beware.
THEY TURNED ME INTO A LOWLY SLUT NAMED JULIETTE!! REDDIT, DO SOMETHING.
congrats on the transition Puk!
HELP ME, MAN
I feel the technique I tried to go for looks better close-up, oh well! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! 💙🖤
This is a reminder that legally the Xenomorphs are Disney characters
Why don't people harass my ask box
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Pokemon but I gave them IRL common names
Ever read a really good line but it's in like a kid kinda book
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"Mia's heart beat too slow to break."
Oooooooooo fire