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what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life
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COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???
^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)
thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏
you know what fuck it you can read it on ao3 here but i'm reposting this crackfic in full because it's short and it's not that deep and if nothing else i made myself laugh so maybe it will make you good people of tumblr laugh too
centaurs 🐎🏒💪😤
Bood: hey @ Luca Haas
Bood: it’s so cute you thought you could just text me direct about this
Bood: want to share your question with the class 👀
Luca: ☹️
LaPointe: weird choice to ask for sex tips @ Luca Haas but go off ig
Bood: “weird choice”?????
LaPointe: straight????
Bood: you know what fair
Bood: but let’s focus on the real issue here
Bood: go on @ Luca Haas, ask them what you asked me
Bood: assistant captain’s orders
Ilya: assistant captains cannot give orders
Ilya: more like suggestions
Ilya: requests
Shane: @ Ilya Rozanov I assistant captain order you to hang your laundry out, it’s starting to smell bad.
Holmberg: lmao
Ilya: @ Shane Hollander fine i will do this but because it is sexy husband order NOT because it is assistant captain order
Ilya: now @ Luca Haas
Ilya: tell us what you tried to tell bood in secret
Ilya: real captain’s orders 😉
Luca: FINE
Luca: @ Zane Boodram is it ok if I bring my boyfriend to your BBQ next week?
Luca: He’s visiting from Boston
LaPointe: hold the fuck up
Holmberg: BOYFRIEND
Bood: 👀
Ilya: luca you have a secret boyfriend???
Ilya: @ Shane Hollander and i raised you so well
Bood: somebody call hayden pike there’s still time to get a fanmail of you and him at the BBQ making out @ Luca Haas
Shane: @ Zane Boodram too soon, dude.
Bood: 🤐
Ilya: shut up about fucking pike i want answers
Ilya: @ Luca Haas what is his name
Ilya: what are his prospects
Ilya: what are his intentions
Ilya: can he fight
LaPointe: “can he fight” lol roz are you trying to steal haas from him or what
Ilya: what
Ilya: no
Ilya: have you seen @ Shane Hollander
Ilya: why would i do that
Ilya: i mean i will fight him if he hurts you @ Luca Haas
Luca: Thanks?
Young: @ Luca Haas answer the questions we’re nosy
Luca: You can ask him yourself
Luca: On Thursday
Young: booooo
Bood: i got you at least for question 1 @ Ilya Rozanov
Bood: haasy dropped the name when he first texted me to ask
Bood: secret boston boy’s name is cliff
LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine
LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch
LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau
LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao
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Ilya: marly
Cliff: brooooooo
Cliff: what’s up roz
Cliff: miss u stud 🥵🥵 it’s been too long!
Ilya: marly
Ilya: i’m only going to ask this once
Ilya: are you having sex with my rookie?
Cliff: you mean luca?
Cliff: hell yeah brother!!!
Cliff: luca wanted to wait to tell you in person
Cliff: i think he’s kind of scared of you 🤣
Cliff: i was like relax kid rozy’s my boyyy
Cliff: he’ll get it!!!
Cliff: in fact bro it’s really all thanks to you honestly
Cliff: and not just because we met at your wedding
Cliff: but i mean i feel like real talk over the years u really opened my eyes
Cliff: like i never would have even thought of it u know
Cliff: but being gay is kind of sick
Cliff: like a dude just really knows his way around another dude
Cliff: knows how to work with it all if u get me
Cliff: lol of course u get me i know what u and hollzy are like 🤣🤣🤣
Cliff: but also it’s like
Cliff: when i was hooking up with chicks it was always a bit like damn what’s she really thinking
Cliff: whereas with luca it’s like
Cliff: i know what you’re thinking bc ur my boyyyy 😍
Cliff: just like ur my boy
Cliff: my king 👑👑👑
Cliff: seriously man i can’t wait to see u in ottawa next week
Cliff: we should hit the clubbbbbb
Cliff: tho honestly i don't really do that so much since luca locked me down 🔑🔒
Cliff: but u know what i mean it’s like an expression bro
Cliff: like we can hit the club in our hearts
Cliff: but just chill at your place
Cliff: whatever ur feeling dude
Cliff: chill is probably better for me anyway
Cliff: need to save some of that energy for luca if u know what i’m saying 🤣🍆💦
Ilya: marly
Ilya: i’m going to fucking kill you
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
Ever since Clark grabbed his waist to catch him during their last mission, Bruce hasn't been able to stop thinking about it.
Specifically, he hasn't been able to stop thinking about how those warm fingers curled around him, how they fit so perfectly in the small of his waist that Clark's large hands almost entirely encompassed it.
He knows it's wrong on so many levels; they're friends after all, best friends. He shouldn't lust after him like that. It's a horrific breach of boundaries.
Still... that thought doesn't stop him from mimicking Clark's touch each night with one hand, as he chases his own pleasure with the other.
And miles away, across the brackish waters of Gotham Bay, Clark listens intently to the way Bruce calls his name each time he orgasms; the words falling from his lips like a filthy secret.
a colorful kiss
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Eddie Diaz in LA: Never beating the Allegations.
Eddie Diaz in New Mexico: The Allegations are now beating him.
Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission.
Ottawa Centaurs vs Montreal Metros aka Ilya Rozanov's Husband Duties Luca at the back biting a Metros head
robby santos 🤝 father daughter in every universe
People still don’t suspect anything
your inner child is so proud of the writer you’ve become
Dana, Caleb, Whitaker & Abbot at the end of Robby’s shift :
I’ve cracked the code, everyone