my gf and I just finished watching Glee and here’s some of the shit that happens on this bad show
All of these are 100% true
Kurt drunkenly gets a tattoo that says “it’s gets better”. He goes back to get it fixed. The “fixed” tattoo, which he’s satisfied with, reads “it’s got bette midler”
Two characters inexplicably disappear for about half a season, reappear, and then disappear again. No one comments on this
Rachel rehearses for her lead role in a broadway musical, goes to college, sings in a band, and works in a diner. At the same time.
Kurt watches a dead body crash through the window of a nursing home
Jeb Bush gets elected President of the United States
The season 5 christmas episode literally exists on a separate timeline from the rest of the series. Everyone sucks helium and sings an alvin and the chipmunks song with a sexy bisexual santa, who proceeds to drug them and rob them blind
Rachel stars in “the lowest rated tv episode of all time”, whatever that means
A poodle judges sectionals. He’s racist.
About half a dozen new glee club members are introduced in season 4, all of them with their own major plot lines. All but one disappear halfway through season 5 and are never heard from again
In a scene that I literally thought was a hallucination at first, the cheerleaders wear giant dinosaur heads at prom
Kurt and Blaine get back together after a year apart and get married. In one episode. On the same day.
Halfway through the show it is revealed that Will, a Spanish teacher, doesn’t know a single word of Spanish. This man won the teacher of the year award
Will sings “blurred lines” at school with a group of underage students and cries free speech when Sue tells him to cut it out. This man won teacher of the year.
Will pressures a teenage boy, who openly says that he’s uncomfortable exposing his body, into performing in his underwear. THIS. MAN. WON. TEACHER OF THE YEAR.
Sue’s mother was absent in her life because she’s a famous nazi hunter. Except it’s revealed in the last season that no she’s not, that was just an elaborate lie she told her daughter for some reason
Will sings “same love” in an attempt to convince his students not to egg a rival glee club
Two straight girls sing “take me or leave me” in a “diva-off”
When do all these scenes take place? Between classes? Before school? After? Who the hell knows. Glee exists outside the time stream
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