Incorrect Ninjago

Luna, she/her, and I post incorrect Ninjago quotes!

[someincorrectninjago]

Kai: I would walk through fire for Nya. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room. Okay not too humid because my hair

Nya: I would throw you into a fire

[someincorrectninjago]

Nya: *passes out*

Lloyd: OH MY GOD NYA FAINTED

Jay: Kai! call 911, quick!

Kai, panicking: what’s their number?!

Lloyd:

Jay:

Nya: *wakes up* what the fuck

[someincorrectninjago]

*over text*

Jay, apologizing: .. —— / ... ——— .-. .-. ——.—

Zane: what is that

Jay: remorse code

Zane: I’m even angrier now

[someincorrectninjago]

*playing twister*

Kai: Cole, right hand red

Cole: *ends up on top of Jay*

Jay: okay you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you?

Kai: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner

[someincorrectninjago]

Jay: honestly I’m just so badass. so full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Kai: you still sleep with a stuffed animal

Jay: HE IS SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.

[someincorrectninjago]

Nya: it’s your turn

Kai: *nods*

Kai, knocking on the door to Cole's room: Cole

Cole: what?

Kai: Nya said it’s my turn to use the brain cell

[someincorrectninjago]

Kai: so what’s it like dating Nya?

Skylor: Well, one time she asked for a glass of water when I was mad at her, so I gave her a glass of ice and told her to wait

Skylor: She just started eating the ice straight out of the cup with the scariest look on her face. I have never been more terrified and attracted to her as much as I was then

[someincorrectninjago]

Zane, taking off his belt: I’ll give you something to cry about

Kai: Oh yeah?

Zane, holding up his belt: It took three baby cows to make this.

Kai: *sniffs* moo moos

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[waywardchica]

“They shouldn’t have gone out with someone they met online.”

[notjustamumj]

always always reblog

[rarepairheathen]

Even my ghost shall reblog this.

[a-crimson-lion]

The power of reblog compels you, mortals!

[silversunshine2012]

The fact that it doesn’t just include straight women victims, but includes male, lesbian, (and prolly gay too), AND getting raped by ur spouse?

Good

Post

[fanfalc-616]

@ everyone who sees this post: it was not your fault. No matter what the circumstances were, if you didn’t want it, it was not your fault. I know that there are people who don’t understand that, but don’t listen to them.

It was not your fault.

[someincorrectninjago]

*furiously reblogs*

[musicbasedmind]

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

[geekgirl24]

My bi ass couldn’t avoid re blogging this

[vixpxrge]

As a Bisexual women with straight parents, this sickens me that people will keep scrolling

listen m8, as long as your beliefs respect everyone else’s beliefs, your safe on my blog

[basqueabed]

I’m too gay not to

[astronomy-boi]

I’m a bi boi

I’m gay so yessssssssss of course i will

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

Not guilty a number 9

i am your mother now-

[what-username-where]

HEY POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE COME OVER HERE AND TAKE SHELTER IN MY BLOG OK I LOVE YALL AND I LOVE HEARING ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCES

ALL THE REST OF YALL TOO, GET OVER HERE

I LOVE YOU 💜

[all-hail-nightvale]

mMMM Polyamorous, demi-bisexual, non-binary here!

[animeteor]

Gay or European?

- Animeteor

[someincorrectninjago]

Hello fellow queers. Tis I, the pansexual disaster

[someincorrectninjago]

Ok but imagine the male ninja seeing a homophobic tiktok that says “I’m not homophobic. A phobia means being scared of something. If i see a man wearing a crop top, I will beat him up” and then reacting to it by all wearing crop tops and saying “alright then fight us?”

I actually saw a tiktok like this in a reaction video and i thought of this. Plus not all gay men wear crop tops. Homophobes are so dumb I swear

[someincorrectninjago]

Jay: I was showering

Jay: And I fell

Jay: So I tried to grab the water

Zane:

[someincorrectninjago]

Kai: I’m the type of guy that likes to think things through.

Cole: remember when you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

[someincorrectninjago]

Jay with a tired Nya in an oversized sweater lying on him: Aw Nya, you’re so cute!

Nya, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you

Jay, lovingly: I know

[someincorrectninjago]

Lloyd: I’d rather die

Nya: than...?

Lloyd: no, that's all

[someincorrectninjago]

Zane: *beating Kai with a broom*

Nya: what are you doing?!?!

Zane: cleaning

[someincorrectninjago]

Zane: where's Cole?

Jay: we had a fight and he left through the back door

Zane: but we do not have a back door

Jay: we do now