one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

oozey mess

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie

pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
RMH
Sade Olutola
$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
KIROKAZE
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin

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@someone-else-reading13
one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"
This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
my spidey senses are telling me i just missed a social cue
It's so important to have nothing days.
But don't forget how important it is to have something days!!!
reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”
I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”
harvesting period pain and given it all to kevin day
Never Have I Ever
kevin : *smug and petty* never have i ever killed somebody.
dan : is it one shot per person u killed?
kevin : yes
andrew, aaron take a shot, renee takes a shot of water
neil: *after starting off at space for a minute w a deep in thought expression on his face* does it count if i didn’t kill them but i’m definitely responsible for their death?
allison : like manslaughter?
neil : no, more like manipulating someone else to kill them for me
kevin : i guess?
neil : ok *takes a single shot* so that’s riko - y’all r welcome by the way, and then *scrunches his face doing math and then gives up and shrugs* *proceedes to gulp down half a vodka bottle*
andrew : wow mr.math major can’t even do simple addition.
neil : *just as deadpan* wow mr.monster doest even need to do any addition
aaron : *gags*
matt : are they… flirting? by roasting each other? about murder??
dan : yea that checks out
bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said
having an emotional attachment to a fictional character by thinking about them 24/7 is like the adult version of having an imaginary friend
Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?
Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude
i love reading a great book…. like why am i gasping and talking to myself rn
❌ Is this ship well supported by canon
❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric
✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands
tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
who did you have to kill to get that URL