it tasted like damnation

annie ☽ 25 ☽ she/they ☽ latina ☽ a-spec ~ currently writing this aftg fic in ao3 ~

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[transgenderchainsawman]

This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[someone-else-reading13]

my spidey senses are telling me i just missed a social cue

[theartistrans]

[eldritchbauble]

It's so important to have nothing days.

[eldritchbauble]

But don't forget how important it is to have something days!!!

[erikos-libertarian-socialist]

[flipocrite]

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

[hampop]

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

[socialistexan]

[doesephs]

harvesting period pain and given it all to kevin day

[darlingflowersstuff]

Never Have I Ever

kevin : *smug and petty* never have i ever killed somebody.

dan : is it one shot per person u killed?

kevin : yes

andrew, aaron take a shot, renee takes a shot of water

neil: *after starting off at space for a minute w a deep in thought expression on his face* does it count if i didn’t kill them but i’m definitely responsible for their death?

allison : like manslaughter?

neil : no, more like manipulating someone else to kill them for me

kevin : i guess?

neil : ok *takes a single shot* so that’s riko - y’all r welcome by the way, and then *scrunches his face doing math and then gives up and shrugs* *proceedes to gulp down half a vodka bottle*

andrew : wow mr.math major can’t even do simple addition.

neil : *just as deadpan* wow mr.monster doest even need to do any addition

aaron : *gags*

matt : are they… flirting? by roasting each other? about murder??

dan : yea that checks out

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[shillanov]

having an emotional attachment to a fictional character by thinking about them 24/7 is like the adult version of having an imaginary friend

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[bull3tpr00fs0ul]

i love reading a great book…. like why am i gasping and talking to myself rn

[lysimachias]

❌ Is this ship well supported by canon

❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[lgbtqiatext]