No One Can Ever Know About This

NSFW and general Porn Blog. May contain noncon/dubcon and other shitty themes. I am a clinical shippoholic // undertail// requests open 😏

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“What are you waiting for? It won’t suck itself.~”

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[jaybybyby]

ISN’T THIS THE

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                                                                   a shell . . ?                                                                                                                                  @spudinacup​

                                               please do not remove the caption.

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[robosoapy]

BSGIJNHRYBGIJSVYSBG I DONT KNOW ANYMORE

[digglessshamehole]

I QHITELJTERLSLY BROKE INTO A WHEEZING FIT

[strandbooks]

Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫

[blogthegreatrouge]

Don’t forget this one

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[spudinacup]

I AM WEAK.

Every now and again I get hit by an impulse, and this is the conclusion of such said desires. I really wanted to draw Spinel and Steven based off of this video. 

They talk over each other a lot in the video and its impossible to make everything out that’s said but I think I did a good enough job with it. 

p.s.  LET STEVEN SAY FUCK

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Something kinky

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Don’t mind me reposting flagged art

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Enjoy

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Gotta keep that smile on Daddy’s face owo

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Reblog if you’re still an active NSFW blog 😈

[canadaconsensualnoncon-deactiva]

Holy shit, how is there still porn on here!?!  :)

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Were the cockroaches of the nuclear blast

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[robotjanitor-deactivated2015070]

please don’t hate

[werewolfwaifu]

Yah, das es goot

[missmersey-deactivated20180519]

CODE BROWN!!!!

[atomsite]

“Calming”

[ohboyitshya]

shrimpchip

[lonesome-billy]

Hijis

[dinolich]

Dan’s been dead for 20 years.

[yuzupool]

no smiles

[koboldweed]

well, it’s a swan.

[corrie-zodori]

DRINK ME

[freakonakaleesh]

put your peas out for the mothman

[madmud2730]

Stum

[katzcratch]

Do you need some pantene?

[donnie-fucking-darko]

Astral butter

[donnie-fucking-darko]

@rayyskitzo WHY USE A PRESSURE COOKER

[derpthefnafplayer-deactivated20]

WEESNAW

[past3l-ali3n-deactivated2020102]

#ACCEPTSISTERDANIEL2K16

[maplem0th]

get the stick out

[antifascout-deactivated20180211]

massachusetts did nothing wrong.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

The great T flipping class of 15.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Every time is Plaster time

[zim-archived]

36 page essay on why Gumball is a god

[shmuzzieheart]

I think there’s cheese in there

[zillyirk32]

Stop hailing the black box

[peculiar-crows]

“10 pennies.”

[stxverandle]

“i didnt see the problem with being naked”

[brittnickimell13]

“yo bye” “bye yo”

[decembersflowerchild]

“I want to pet your bae’s dad’s hair.”

[goldenrubymandrake]

“So you copy off me, and you copy off you”

[draconianpotterhead]

“Put that thing away”

[querxes]

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner”

[cosmickeiji]

“What are you even tweeting? Hashtag there’s a freaking ghOST AFTER US???”

[heyitsjubilee]

JESUS CHRIST, THATS JASON BOURNE

what kind of white nonsense…. is this what yall do?

all five blue dicks out for harambe

[imnot-daredevil-deactivated2017]

@hey-im-jean-grey Planet Aid

[hey-im-jean-grey]

@itsmescottsummers three ounces of whoop ass

[itsmescottsummers]

@charlotte–xavier FUCK. THE CRINKLE BAG

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@dadneato-is-here sobbing over Troy Sivan in sync

[witchofaiaia]

This really rustles my cornfields.

[bisexualgambit]

The Pitch Fork Feminist have been let loose on another crowd of unsuspecting men.

[federationfemme-deactivated2017]

Stripper McCoy.

[musikat18]

@foundingfemales Oh, not just Stripper McCoy. His full title is Pre Med Student Winged Stripper Fetus McCoy. Show some respect.

[spaceslutz]

@foundingfemales @musikat18 I told you guys to never mention that again

[mothmanwashere]

@turtle-cupcake “I too would be surprised if my asexual roommate…”

[lynati]

by myself, on the ice floes…

[babblingfishes]

“No one can read Italian!”

[tiny-tuba-deactivated20180226]

mister gotts would never starve here

[godlivesinmycellphone]

My son is named Corktree

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

[kinkjames]

Company Policy

[bozloweztune]

“It’s an avacadoooooo”

[who-is-page]

LINA CALL EC-ERT

[ivv]

The Official Homestuck Dating Quiz 2.0

[dripfedpoison]

SO THEY TOOK MY SHIP 

[crayolacolor]

Watermelons. @simply-me30 @zelda7999 @animeartist88

[chippani]

“The swan’s escaped”

“Napykins”

“Floof”

[phoenixia-movedblog-deactivated]

G u e s t B o n t h e w i i

[homoclothes]

Man, be really has one HORNS UP ON THE PREP god, you Rowened it (like ruined it) Eyy girl, bout to drop my Nixtape

[sassphire]

UNCLE JOE

[amethystterror]

Girl, you look like Spider-Man in Booty Shorts

[burnoutbilly]

*Stands up in the middle of teacher’s lecture* “Well, Linda, it’s not my fault your daughter’s a lesbian ho!”

[donettescereal-deactivated20200]

i hecking love minecraft

[someonebeatmetomyusualname]

It’s just a prank, brah

[dahichu-deactivated20180922]

Arboold

[arkh4mgh0st]

Totally is totally ty

[bunnymoon-phase]

@youcanbeagayfishtoo @rhinnywolf they TOOOK my MON-EE

[stereofeathers]

@hornsoverhooves

havent u people ever heard of…….. chester

[feliciakainzofspades]

@starsean

Eddie is everything you ignorant cunt

[fangirltothefullest]

Jesus; secretly 1000 bees.

[muiromem]

@shawnhenryspencer

WE MUST INFORM THE BEES

#JustLittleMidsomerThings

[transfemmbeatrice]

AHAHA thanks 3 smutskateers

(We must also inform the birbs apparently)

[universalsatan]

forget about that guy @v-e-n-u-s-in-f-u-r

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@universalsatan @aro-alien @kenma-chat (like peanut butter and

[deep--sea--alien]

@roxren Jacking it with Morgan Freeman starring Knuckles the Echidna

[roxren]

@deep–sea–skeleton *demonic Kat Von D voice* I LOVE THIS CITY.

[egghwites]

H O N K

[illuminatipizzapizza-deactivate]

GET IT? CAUSE HE’S A BEAR!

[kosmycphoenyx-blog-deactivated2]

@xlyzai I guess u could say… NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!

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@phoeniex88 *sees cat in distance* WOW LOOK! THERES A WASHUWAH

[reyindee]

@slytherin-alien @poison-chan basicamente todas as pérolas que nós já fizemos

[nothingbuttrash]

All around me are familiar faces… *le cri* 

[blogthegreatrouge]

DEM DERPY ASS GRANDMAS

(I don’t have inside jokes with my friends, this one is between me and my bro)

[xxgamergirlxxd]

Exodic butters

Haha just kidding!! I don’t have friends….

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I will delete your kneecaps!

Delet her/his knee caps!

Deleting kneecaps

[beoteono]

What began as a self-test turned into a tumblr challenge/quiz! See how many of these artists you can recognize. There are a total of 66 different Underswap Papyrus’ all drawn by me! Look under the read more tag for each artist and ranking. Each Papyrus you guess right gives you 1 point! What will YOU rank as?

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[yesyooduck-blog]

heh!heh!

[xxgamergirlxxd]

I recognised about half of these.

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My plan is to memorize all of them

[mafaldainside]

[pinkkittytease]

🙏🏻

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Fee fi pho fum

I smell the ass of an English man

Be he alive

Be he dead

I’ll clap dem cheeks until they red

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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

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