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I have too many thoughts. This is where they live now. | Asexual 💜🤍🖤 (she/they) | how do you steer this thing

[sometimesisaythingz]

Sending the job market get well soon wishes because I’m fucking tired of this slog

[sometimesisaythingz]

Ever since I got glasses, I find myself taking them off… to see better.

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[teakayblog]

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

[auspiciousleader]

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

[sometimesisaythingz]

Went to the doctor and got diagnosed with seasonal allergies. How embarrassing.

[asmallfrogart]

Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands

[sometimesisaythingz]

I ate an onion at like 1pm today and I have had other snacks and meals since and I can still taste that motherfucker and it’s past 11pm now

[lyninabin]

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

[pollutioner-deactivated20160912]

sword

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

blocked

[vulgarmaw]

Parried

[sometimesisaythingz]

I don’t understand the hype over “hot” celebrities like what am I missing. Do you actually want to fuck them???

[sometimesisaythingz]

People desire to see other people naked?? Seems fake but okay

[sometimesisaythingz]

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I get so uncomfy when someone tells me they think I’m pretty and give me that once over where they’re looking just at my body. It wigs me out so bad because they’re thinking about having sex with me and that makes me the most kind of uncomfortable.

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[aro-and-ace-memes-thoughts]

[ID: The pigeon meme. A man, labelled “My family”, looks at a butterfly, labelled “A boy I mentioned once”, asking “Is this her future boyfriend?”. End ID]

Heteronormativity sucks. I just want to talk freely about my male friends just like I do about my female ones.

[punsanddragons]

“but aces are only 1% of the population!”

okay, do you have a friend who:

has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)

has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)

regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)

is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)

has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)

knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)

can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)

lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)

the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?

especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility

[shitpostsorcerer]

I like the knowledge that there are more aces than people in California

[antignocchiphase]

If we banded together all the aces, we could take over California.

[punsanddragons]

unbelievably funny to me that there’s people out there just... experiencing sexual attraction

[punsanddragons]

hmmm baby i love it when you talk grammar to me

[sometimesisaythingz]

Oh yeah baby, tell me where I can stick my comma 😮‍💨

[punsanddragons]

nooooo don't stop listing synonyms of "euphoric" ur so sexy haha

[sometimesisaythingz]

Let me talk cinnamon to you… I mean synonyms. Could I interest you in an antonym? We could take this up a notch

[punsanddragons]

[sometimesisaythingz]

I’d love to take you out for a verb ending in I-N-G

[punsanddragons]

:o

... spelling ?

[sometimesisaythingz]

Yeah baby. We can spell all night if you catch my drift?

[punsanddragons]

[sometimesisaythingz]