from your sleeping eyes

My personal collection of merchandise and memes that don't exist in this waking world

[speedlimit15]

In my dream you could order your coffee with a bunch of decorative flavorless tiny white flowers sprinkled on top and they were called ooh lala blossoms

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[birdyaviary]

[shmowder]

I saw a wojak in my dream last night

[shmowder]

approximation of what I saw

[calicotisane]

I dreamed I saw a youtube video that was called somethng like "walter white coded clips compilati9n" and it was mostly malcolm in the middle clips and all the audio was muted and set to this song

[pawzart]

twitter interaction that happened in a dream i had

[puzzler00m]

Warmup. Had a dream I was looking at youtube clips for a magical girl anime that didn't exist and this guy was in it

[niceinchnails]

Had a dream about "Cow meat"

[drfreakphd]

screenshots of a game i once saw when i had a 103 degree fever

[radiation]

Had a dream where the black eyed peas were bonding over being stuck together during a severe weather / tornado warning like sitting on the floor holding each others pinkies smiling at each other going like “we’re the black eyed peas we can do anything”

[riphimopen]

Megan Thee Stallion Beavis and Butthead collectable diner placemat I saw in my dream

[halfslashmoon]

i can't remember if I've ever posted this here and i don't feel like checking. i saw this in a dream once and rushed to make it real as soon as i could

[future-crab]

I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”

[greymoggy]

In a dream I was designing a cast of lesbian furries for a drama/romance webcomic and this was one of them

[nulltwink]

[hustlerose]

i had a dream the new meme was about peeing in the sink and all the posts on my dash were like. when you really have to pee and you just barely get to the sink in time

[hustlerose]

i feel like something bad is going too happen to me

[l0stvegas]

enraptured by this Reddit sub called Somnigastronomy where people post about weird food they’ve seen in their dreams (and sometimes try to replicate for real)

[faulty-posi]

I remember having the most vivid dream of making a sandwhich that consisted of:

- two pieces of buttered white bread

- one whole red onion, sliced and fried in butter

- a healthy heaping of marshmallows sauteed in the butter with the onions until soft

- toasted in the pan with the remaining butter

I bit into it and I swear to god I’ve never been able to taste anything in a dream and I hope I never have to again. It was so disgusting that I found myself unable to even smell onions for WEEKS without gagging.

[hustlerose]

i had a dream that my brother (who used to be an art student at university of michigan) started making and selling these t shirts on campus and got arrested