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sisi | 24 | NYC | fellow lesbian from next door

[songdheim]

there is no reason for me to have this account anymore lmao i cant remember the last time i updated regularly 

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[mysharona1987]

[bredforloyalty]

HOW DARE you insult Alexander Hamilton and his Squad™

[silentprincesses]

Excuse me bitch we don’t insult them in this house they were WONDERFUL and we RESPECT THEM

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[lolfactory]

[mooglemain]

in other YeeHaw news…

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[genderoutlaws]

list of not-lesbians that are somehow quintessential lesbian icons for reasons i can’t quite put into words

ryan ross

harry styles

jeff goldblum

audrey 2 from little shop of horrors

hozier/the lesbian spirit possessing him

thor

[genderoutlaws]

favorite additions/suggestions from my inbox

naruto

t’challa

james dean

oscar isaac

taika waititi

every queer eye guy

hotel transylvania 3

[despazito]

i hate being here i want to be home doing weed and gay shit

[zaneira]

Same but without the gay shit

[despazito]

[thedevilsrain]

does anybody else have pictures like these. i want to start a collection

[thedevilsrain]

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

[ghostbitch]

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

hey girl, 

did you know that

um

zendaya is meechee

[jasper-rolls]

[crimewave420]

anime villain

[posthumanwanderings]

unlockable Jet Set Radio character

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

someone said he look like ryuk from death note

[death-420]

stand user

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

[smithsonian-official]

and yall are wondering why the whole city smells like piss

[mcavoy]

FILMS I WATCHED IN 2018: BLACKKKLANSMAN dir. Spike Lee 

[mcclonalds-deactivated20131231]

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

[mcclonalds-deactivated20131231]

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

[gaylibertariansc]

God damn. For that one word?

[the-real-jeb-bush]

What’s the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one

[gaylibertariansc]

It is. From different shows. I’m assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The “super” part I’m not sure about

[forbiddenseason]

Times are changing.

[pumpkinsforsale]

[drasticgod-deactivated20200708]

london invented money

[boss-beb]

not so fast