SongBytes @songswifteye - Tumblr Blog

This is not an NSFW blog, so in general I don't block for age. However! I do look at every blog that follows me. If I get followed by an ageless blog with naked pics and gifs, it's getting blocked.

Put your age (at least roughly) in your bio or pinned posts, please! I love looking at the gorgeous people of tumblr, but NOT if there's any question of them being minors.

dearlizzies

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

#yeah no #that's a hard stop #mommy daddy baby #all of them are actual physical repulsion #i will joke about it with friends who dislike it as much as I do #i will not stop you from doing it #i will simply be removing myself from where it's done #also #also also!#if your username on twitch or discord has daddy in it?#we will not be friends #i'm already sure of this

doyoulovethewayzeylily

you are required to accept that there is a vast conspiracy at all levels of power that has worked for hundreds of years to make you, and everyone you have ever known, more racist. you are required to accept that it has been extremely effective, it worked, you are racist.

you are required to become less racist.

when you are told that you are being racist, you are required to understand that as being offered assistance in resisting this vast conspiracy. say thank you.

you are required to cope with feeling guilty about being racist. your shame is only important to you, its only value is that it motivates you to be less racist.

#truth in fiction #racism is a systemic issue #as well as an individual one #you have to constantly think of thebmessages you're receiving #and remember that you are responsible for finding and combating those ideas in your mind and aloud

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

#living vicariously #well done!!!

bundibird

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

witha-boxofscraps

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

bundibird

Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??

akinari-kashihara

Hi sorry

The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.

idkbinko

The article was updated to correct that the ICE contractor was dropped in 2023, BUT he's still a massive republican family so it's not really any better.

#truth in fiction #taylor swift #why is there such a to-do about her #tswift fans are like potter fans #they've made it their Whole Identity #so obviously when you insult their fave thing #you're actually insulting Them As A Person how dare you #ugh

krasnoarmeyets

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

#truth in fiction #and should be fucking illegal without a warrant #but noooo #electronic communications aren't given the same cinsideration #and honestly the government ignores its own rulesnon the regular #which we should be More Angry About!

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

#okay #all of these made me cackle

dankmemeuniversity

athlethick

spicyvampire

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

deadlywoman-deactivated20210209

I’m just sending you some positive vibes babe~

#okay i giggled #might send this to a few friends today

vegancinnamonroll

gaining weight is good and being fat is good and nourishing your body is good and resting is good. fat bodies and disabled bodies and queer bodies and all marginalized bodies are good and deserve to be celebrated. your body does not have to be relegated to the sphere of neutrality or tolerance or acceptance. the world is *better* because your body is in it. the world is better because you are in it.