Oops I Made A Hat Trick

You'll find me flailing here.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[angelbabymikaa]

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

[russianblush]

ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day five: favorite relationship (ft. hollanov's playful banter)

[softgnome]

Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles

The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.

But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!

I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.

I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.

[janehollandeer]

crucially shane owns this shirt and even more crucially ilya bought it for him as a gag gift and most crucial of all he wears it to bed frequently

[unbelievablekats]

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

[russianblush]

ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day seven: free choice (ft. ilya's fidgeting)

[russianblush]

the passion of the kiss before the i love you vs the relief of being loved in the kiss after

[1410-1221-dec2008]

Credit: @blacksheepcolorfulskin

[mgs5]

[russianblush]

ilya: 😏 shane: 🙂

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[russianblush]

butt slaps ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

[imcuteforever]

[closetfascination]

When your situationship gives you a lil' pat on the cheek and wishes you good luck after kissing you passionately in the bathroom and you manage not to cry.

Pt 8 of The Bathroom Scene Series

[eleanoroliphant]

françois arnaud + polaroids

[graceebooks]

ilya acting woke solely for the purpose of yelling at hayden and then answering cliffs call on speakerphone and cliff is like “what’s up f*ggots”

[urie]

hayden is like what the fuck and ilya's like he's culturally queer

[aslongasitsblack]

hayden: why am i not culturally queer? i have a gay best friend too

ilya: you are wearing a puffer vest in june.