bug lover/eater

he/she/they. 26. (icon by @heph)

[straycatj]

Mr.J , what are your thoughts on bugs?

Hm, there are yummy ones and not ones

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[calicotisane]

Cursorbirds originate from the Unreal, and only occasionally use reality as a corridor

[fiiski]

Please, I ask of you, just get my child out of here. Take her to the heart of the darkness.

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[wikipediafood]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sweet_puddings

[coughloop]

I think it is Angelic in nature, and it hums to be eaten sweetly

[cosmicanger]

Michael Childress

Burning Ring / Desire, 2023

Acrylic and ink on canvas

48 × 48 in | 121.9 × 121.9 cm

[37q]

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[queer-as-city-folk]

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

[queer-as-city-folk]

[nociceptrix]

shorty got me looking up definitions!

[ragsy]

Makes me so mad, people will free range their dogs on walks and then stand by while it kills a [Lvl. 1 Goblin: HOSTILE] and then not even pick up the loot afterwards :/

[unteriors]

Cedar Grove Road, Winchester, Virginia.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[loveridden1999]