fight me.

Space-age country girl, stone cold miracle. The name's Sophie , or Sonya, if you'd like.

[eliminated]

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[zukka-blog]

Ozai who??? Zuko only has one father figure as far as I’m concerned!!

[zukka-blog]

In honor of fathers day, here’s to Zuko’s only dad!! 

Happy father’s day Iroh!!

[sonseulsoleil]

that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

[fieldbears]

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

[my-cat-said-no]

There are plenty of jokes about him being gay. They just aren’t ridicule. Every time he has to pretend to he attracted to women, he can only think of “heavy breasts” as an attractive trait. His husbands parents “think I turned him gay with my magic genitalia.” We can’t forget “are you really pulling the gay card right now?” *deadpan* “yas queen”

This interviewer doesn’t think those are jokes, because what he really wants to see is homophobia

[sempervera]

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

[999binghe]

JARED CAMPBELL IS THE COP WHO PEPPER SPRAYED THE LITTLE GIRL AND THEN REFUSED TO GIVE HIS BADGE NUMBER. SPREAD THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S NAME.

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[stimman4000]

smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it’s the best medium for the story give me a minute

[stimman4000]

>be me

>gay

>recently out

>at my first pride

>having a good time

>someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd

>i catch it

>hear a girl behind me go “damn my dog’s gonna be so disappointed you caught that”

>turn around

>she’s holding a leash

>theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash

>he says “i really wanted that ball”

[redacted-metallum]

[metocoymerregusto]

Wait for it

[elpalodelchurrero]

Que weno

[dollsahoy]

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

[catnip-cryptidd]

[evilkitten3]

ok fuck that got me

[biglawbear]

I'm high af right now and this got me fucked up

[sdsxpm8]

I was so anxious the whole time till the end

[chris-evans]

[eggsmachina]

This is her

[swarnpert]

don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

[darllng]

obert pobert

[badkidgorgug]

obiwan penobi

[brucebocchi]

i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop

[brucebocchi]

visible vest under his shirt

handcuffs in back pocket

hideous shoes that literally only cops wear

thin blue line wristband

backwards yankees cap

armband on his left arm almost certainly covering a blue line/punisher skull tat

guy on the right side of the photo also wearing a vest and same wristband on both wrists

[dropyacroissant]

Yes but the white armband was an NYPD strategy to mark their undercover officers. Multiple (badly) undecovered pigs were spotted wearing the armband. Stay alert of these armbands (not always white) if you go out to the protests!

[dropyacroissant]

Update: Today, Saturday, May 30th 2020, the armband color is orange. Stay alert. Stay safe.

[thelimegreenmachine]

apparently also be on the lookout for casual clothes that seem newer, unused, generic, etc. cops buy undercover clothing for cheap so that’s why they look newer. additionally, militant/close cut haircuts

[malandi]

mutuals do this

[sangefiruze]

"we were born alone & we die alone" you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?

[politicalsci]

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

This is why peacefully protesting is a mugs game. The state ain’t peaceful

[politijohn]

[perkwunos]

My gnome lodge is excellent… my gnome wife is beautiful

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

[i-wannakissagirl]