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Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

bananatwinky

depsidase

fittingoutjane

Ebola is still spreading in several countries in central Africa. How did the outbreak manage to spread so far and infect so many people without being detected? This guy!

This guy, in violation of Congressional funding allocation, withdrew tons of international aid. The end of USAID was orchestrated without warning, without a wind-down plan, leaving critical infrastructure to simply collapse.

valtsv

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

Hey. Hey!

trash-snail

teathattast

was-wsllaw-deactivated20240118

savrenim

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

savrenim

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

ospreyonthemoon

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

rabbitindisguise

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

orangejuice707

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes

intercal

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

poolboydivision

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

charlesoberonn

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they shared their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

godsfavoritespecialangel

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

tuxankhamun

fuckyeahchinesefashion

traditional chinese firework huohu火壶 by 江寻千

gnars-house

hollowedskin

This is beautiful. Is this the same lady that learned the iron fireworks technique too?

ilovehumanssosomuch

I'm posting this here because yes it's visually beautiful, but more importantly it shows the process of learning. It's not easy. It's scary. There's not a lot of people doing it.

It's beautiful because of the effort, not in spite of it. I feel like we don't value the effort of learning in social media posts, and this was incredibly done.