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More scary waters, by popular demand!
Since my last post ranking bodies of water really, really blew up, I decided to make a second. Some of these were suggested by people (in which case Iāll credit them), and some were just ones that didnāt quite make the cut for the first list.
Iāll also be doing a third list ranking the most toxic bodies of water in the world, so stay tuned for that.
Also, keep in mind that these arenāt ranked by how dangerous they are. Theyāre ranked by how scary I, personally, find them. So if the rating seems off, itās due to which ones inspire a visceral reaction in me and which ones donāt.
Silfra Rift, Iceland
This one is something that I actually find very beautiful rather than scary, but it still seems like something that others might be freaked out by. The Silfra Rift is the point where the Eurasian and North American continental plates are pulling apart, creating a crack in the earth that filled with water. The water here is incredibly clear, and you can see all the way down to the bottom even in the deepest spots (which are almost 200 feet down, by the way). Itās the only place in the world where you can put your hands on two different continents at the same time! Iāve had the privilege of snorkeling here, and although itās definitely deep, I wasnāt terribly scared due to the fact that the rift is just so beautiful. The only danger to swimmers is the temperature; it stays between 35-39 F year-round, meaning anyone getting into the water needs a full drysuit to avoid getting hypothermia or worse. I give the Silfra Rift a 1/10 fear rating because I thought I would be much more freaked out by it than I was.
Dragon Hole, China
While not as visually striking as the Great Blue Hole in Belize, this sinkhole in China is the deepest āblue holeā in the world. This pit descends 987 feet down. This earns a 2/10 purely because this is just a goddamn hole in the ocean thatās almost 1,000 ft deep and I donāt care for that.
Lake Tanganyika, multiple countries (suggested by @iguessiamhere)
This lake didnāt quite make the cut for the first list because it comes in second to Lake Baikal. Itās the second-oldest, second-deepest, and second-largest (by volume) lake in the world. But someday, Lake Tanganyika may be number 1, because just like Baikal, itās a Rift Valley. Itās getting bigger every day, and in a few million years when Baikal is an ocean, Tanganyika might be the largest lake by default. Its 4,820 ft depth earns it a 3/10.
Lake Superior, US/Canada (suggested by multiple people)
This is the largest of the Great Lakes, and the third-largest lake in the world. It reaches depths of over 1,000 feet and has a surface area of over 31,700 square miles. Lake Superior is the site of over 350 shipwrecks and contains roughly 10,000 dead bodies. The reason these bodies are never recovered is because the lake is very cold, and very deep. The lake bottom is essentially a sterile environment, where bodies are preserved for eternity instead of floating up as a normal body would. This lake holds onto her dead. 4/10 for sheer danger and alarming amount of dead bodies.
Cenote Angelita, Mexico ( @olive-k wanted a cenote, and this list has two!)
This is a cenote with an underwater river running through it. No, Iām not kidding. Underwater rivers are actually quite common, but they rarely exist in places that humans can see them. Usually theyāre caused by a current moving in a different direction than the majority of the water, or a boundary between water with different density (as is the case here). The āriverā appearance in Angelita is enhanced by dead trees, giving the appearance of a bank. For the first 100 feet, this cave has regular freshwater. But a little deeper lies a layer of hazy hydrogen sulfate, and beneath that is 100 feet of salt water. This ranks 5/10 because can you imagine descending towards a hazy patch of water and branches that you assume is the bottom, only to pass right through it and see a gaping black expanse beneath? No thanks.
Devilās Hole, Nevada
As a biologist, this is somewhere that I actually want to visit. This tiny waterhole in the desert is the only place that the endangered Devilās Hole Pupfish lives. But weāre not here to learn about cute fish, weāre here to read about unsettling waterways. And hooo boy, this one is pretty weird. Because despite its appearance, this isnāt a little rainwater pool. Itās the opening to a huge cave system, which reaches depths of at least 500 feet. Weāre not totally sure, though, because the bottom has never been mapped, and several people have died trying to attempt it. 6/10, since itās very deep, hasnāt been fully mapped, and is apparently haunted.
Eagleās Nest Sinkhole, Florida
There is literally a sign in front of this sinkhole that reads āSTOP. Prevent your death. There is nothing in this cave worth dying forā accompanied by a picture of the Grim Reaper. Need I say more? Probably not, but I will anyway. This sinkhole is the only surface opening to a cave system that stretches several miles and plunges to over 300 feet deep. Miles of twisting, confusing, narrow passages with only one exit make for an extremely dangerous cave system. For some fucking reason, itās a very popular dive site. At least 11 people have died here since the 80ās, and is referred to as the āUnderwater Mt Everestā because of how dangerous it is. 7/10.
Zacatón, Mexico
This cenote was literally considered ābottomlessā for a long time, because no one could find the bottom. Multiple expeditions were attempted, including one where a man died after reaching 925 feet without finding the end. It took a multi-million dollar operation funded by NASA to find the bottom of this hole. Iām not kidding. Turns out, itās 1,099 feet deep, making it the deepest cenote in the world. It disturbs me that it took NASA and a robot designed to map alien moons to locate where this hole ended, so it earns an 8/10.
Saltstraunen, Norway (suggested by anon)
This narrow strait is home to the strongest tidal currents on the planet. Roughly 110 billion gallons of seawater move in and out of this corridor every six hours, creating violent currents. These tidal movements are so strong they create a phenomenon very similar to the whirlpool in Scotlandāthe Saltstaunen Maelstrom. This vortex is 33 feet across and forms four times a day as the tides go in and out. Although this whirlpool is only 16 feet deep (very shallow compared to Scotlandās) the currents alone would probably destroy you if you ever fell into this strait. 9/10 because damn.
Blue Lake, Russia
Despite having the least creative name of all time, the Blue Lake is anything but boring. Like the Zacatón, this lake had a reputation for being bottomless for a long time. A diver died after descending to 394 feet, and another barely survived after going down to 685 feet. Neither found the bottom. Eventually, the bottom was discovered and it came as a surprise. The lake itself is only 770 ft by 426 ft, but it is 846 ft deep. This lake is deeper than it is long. It is also a constant 48 degrees F, making hypothermia a risk for any swimmers. If thatās not bad enough, itās also full of hydrogen sulfide, which makes the air around the lake potentially dangerous. However, people do still dive here on occasion (mostly for research purposes) and the lake is surprisingly beautiful beneath the surface. Still, that doesnāt make it any less deep, cold, and poisonous, so this is a 10/10 for me.
Honorable mention: The Marianaās Trench, because although itās not really a specific body of water itās the deepest point in the ocean, at 7 miles below the surface!
Here it is folks:
My definitive ranking of my least favorite bodies of water! These are ranked from least to most scary (1/10 is okay, 10/10 gives me nightmares). Iām sorry this post is long, I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about this.
The Great Blue Hole, Belize
Iāve been here! I have snorkeled over this thing! It is terrifying! The water around the hole is so shallow you canāt even swim over the coral without bumping it, and then thereās a little slope down, and then it just fucking drops off into the abyss! When youāre over the hole the water temperature drops like 10 degrees and itās midnight blue even when youāre right by the surface. Anyway. The Great Blue Hole is a massive underwater cave, and its roughly 410 feet deep. Overall, itās a relatively safe area to swim. Itās a popular tourist attraction and recreational divers can even go down and explore some of the caves. People do die at the Blue Hole, but it is generally from a lack of diving experience rather than anything sinister going on down in the depths. My rating for this one is 1/10 because Iāve been here and although itās kinda freaky itās really not that bad.
Lake Baikal, Russia
When I want to give myself a scare I look at the depth diagram of this lake. Itās so deep because itās not a regular lake, itās a Rift Valley, A massive crack in the earthās crust where the continental plates are pulling apart. Itās over 5,000 feet deep and contains one-fifth of all freshwater on Earth. Luckily, its not any more deadly than a normal lake. It just happens to be very, very, freakishly deep. My rating for this lake is a 2/10 because I really hate looking at the depth charts but just looking at the lake itself isnāt that scary.
Jacobās Well, Texas
This āwellā is actually the opening to an underwater cave system. Itās roughly 120 feet deep, surrounded by very shallow water. This area is safe to swim in, but diving into the well can be deadly. The cave system below has false exits and narrow passages, resulting in multiple divers getting trapped and dying. My rating is a 3/10, because although I hate seeing that drop into the abyss itās a pretty safe place to swim as long as you donāt go down into the cave (which I sure as shit wonāt).
The Devilās Kettle, Minnesota
This is an area in the Brule River where half the river just disappears. It literally falls into a hole and is never seen again. Scientists have dropped in dye, ping pong balls, and other things to try and figure out where it goes, and the things they drop in never resurface. Rating is 4/10 because Sometimes I worry Iām going to fall into it.
Flathead Lake, Montana
Everyone has probably seen this picture accompanied by a description about how this lake is actually hundreds of feet deep but just looks shallow because the water is so clear. If that were the case, this would definitely rank higher, but that claim is mostly bull. Look at the shadow of the raft. If it were hundreds of feet deep, the shadow would look like a tiny speck. Flathead lake does get very deep, but the spot the picture was taken in is fairly shallow. You canāt see the bottom in the deep parts. However, having freakishly clear water means you can see exactly where the sandy bottom drops off into blackness, so this still ranks a 5/10.
The Lower Congo River, multiple countries
Most of the Congo is a pretty normal, if large, River. In the lower section of it, however, lurks a disturbing surprise: massive underwater canyons that plunge down to 720 feet. The fish that live down there resemble cave fish, having no color, no eyes, and special sensory organs to find their way in the dark. These canyons are so sheer that they create massive rapids, wild currents and vortexes that can very easily kill you if you fall in. A solid 6/10, would not go there.
Little Crater Lake, Oregon
On first glance this lake doesnāt look too scary. It ranks this high because I really donāt like the sheer drop off and how clear it is (because it shows you exactly how deep it goes). This lake is about 100 feet across and 45 feet deep, and I strongly feel that this is too deep for such a small lake. Also, the water is freezing, and if you fall into the lake your muscles will seize up and youāll sink and drown. I donāt like that either. 7/10.
Grand Turk 7,000 ft drop off
No. 8/10. I hate it.
Gulf of Corryvreckan, Scotland
Due to a quirk in the sea floor, there is a permanent whirlpool here. This isnāt one of those things that looks scary but actually wonāt hurt you, either. It absolutely will suck you down if you get too close. Scientists threw a mannequin with a depth gauge into it and when it was recovered the gauge showed it went down to over 600 feet. If you fall into this whirlpool you will die. 9/10 because this seems like something that should only be in movies.
The Bolton Strid, England
This looks like an adorable little creek in the English countryside but itās not. Its really not. Statistically speaking, this is the most deadly body of water in the world. It has a 100% mortality rate. There is no recorded case of anyone falling into this river and coming out alive. This is because, a little ways upstream, this isnāt a cute little creek. Itās the River Wharfe, a river approximately 30 feet wide. This river is forced through a tiny crack in the earth, essentially turning it on its side. Now, instead of being 30 feet wide and 6 feet deep, itās 6 feet wide and 30 feet deep (estimated, because no one actually knows how deep the Strid is). The currents are deadly fast. The banks are extremely undercut and the river has created caves, tunnels and holes for things (like bodies) to get trapped in. The innocent appearance of the Strid makes this place a death trap, because people assume itās only knee-deep and step in to never be seen again. I hate this river. I have nightmares about it. I will never go to England just because I donāt want to be in the same country as this people-swallowing stream. 10/10, I live in constant fear of this place.
Honorable mention: The Quarry, Pennsylvania
I donāt know if thatās itās actual name. This lake gets an honorable mention not because itās particularly deep or dangerous, but itās where I almost drowned during a scuba diving accident.
Edit: Iāve looked up the name of the quarry, itās called Crustyās Quarry and is privately owned and only used for training purposes, not recreational diving.
no offence but there is literally nothing morally wrong with cheating on tests/at school⦠itās up there with piracy on the list of Crimes Everyone Is Convinced Are Wrong And Harmful But If You Actually Think About Them For 12 Seconds Itās Fine And You Definitely Should Commit Them At Some Point
99% of computer repair is googling the problem to see if anyone else has successfully fixed it. I have a certification in computer repair and I was allowed AND EXPECTED to use google in my exam. 99% of bartending is pulling pints and adding coke to a spirit. I managed bars for 10 years and have a diploma in Cafe, Bar, and Restaurant Management. I think I can make like 7 cocktails from memory. I use google to find the recipes for the rest. I was working towards a paleontology degree. On the few digs I was involved in, everything was photographed and shared with experts who werenāt there to get their opinions. The real world doesnāt operate in exam conditions. Whatever career path you follow, you will be able to consult colleagues in some form or another. Youāll be allowed to use Google and Wikihow and industry specific forums and texts and websites. Exam conditions do not exist outside of exams.
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When girls have periods? Thatās mother nature.
When boys have periods? Thatās brother nature.
When people beyond the binary have periods? Thatās O T H E R N A T U R E
Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves
Parents of trans people :handshake: parents of autistic people
"You have no idea how Hard it is.. For Me"
Parents will choose to have children and then act like they're a victim of.......... Being expected to care for them
raccoons and their⦠little hands
me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do
my brain:
When ur like: āthis show is very good.Ā In fact, it is too good.Ā I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.ā
hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it
i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesnāt hurt anyone)
people donāt just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content
people donāt just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style
people donāt just deserve the bare minimum, they donāt just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy
girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan
it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh
Please donāt tap the glass it frightens the bloggers
i miss her so fucking much (independent reading time)
things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you donāt have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if itās only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joeāsāthey look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you donāt post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you donāt deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you donāt have to make it a habit itās just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!
The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where Iād started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!
This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Donāt turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!
ITS BACK!!!!!
god i fucking love the quote ādont turn yourself into a sad zoo animalā it has really inspired me!