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30 | fin | he/him | hurr hurrr derp derp away with thee, there's nothing here

[sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven]

in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.

[divine-rights-of-kings]

This symbolizes one of the worst tragedies to afflict the west. An absolute affront to God

[marat]

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

we took slinky to the vet (nothing serious dw) but the two vets just lost their absolute shit when they saw the way he ate and now a random vet has a video of slinky eating on his phone

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

this is how he eats btw

[cool-eevee]

op I love your cat but please change your url we’ve been over this

[cutekittensarefun]

The cutest chicken breast

[beachdeath]

Luke Skywalker (the lgbt community) initiates a plan to rescue Han Solo (socialism) from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt (capitalism) with the help of Princess Leia (the feminist movement) and Lando Calrissian (the black community). After Luke (the lgbt community) survives his battle with Jabba’s Rancor (congressional opposition to the Employment Non-Discrimination Act), Jabba (capitalism) sentences him and Han (socialism) to death by taking them to the great pit of Carkoon (the senate), where Luke (the lgbt community) frees himself and battles Jabba’s guards (the republican party). During the chaos, Boba Fett (the increasingly disestablished evangelical christian middle class) attempts to attack Luke (the lgbt community), but falls into the Sarlacc pit (the subprime mortgage crisis). 

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[pangur-and-grim]

who will stop him?

[pangur-and-grim]

the Aftermath: he stopped himself

[jayskull27]

He’s been stopped

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU FOOL. HE’S BACK

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Tiny Miss Asuka is a very affectionate cat. This makes it very hard to take photos of her, ‘cause she’s constantly trying to get near my face and trying to move around and knead on me.

[bisexualwario]

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[moetshander]

cest la vie……………..

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[chemical-dalek]

LeGoBaTman

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Let’s take a moment to remember, the right-wing idiots who came up with this “outrage” are generally the same people who get offended about how easily offended people are… while they’re literally getting offended about an offhand joke about Batman and Bruce Wayne sharing custody of an orphan.

[amediocremermaid]

In many ‘Spaghetti Western’ films, a broad sub-genre of American Western films that emerged during the 1960s in the midst of Sergio Leone’s film-making success, many of the vuglar roles Native Americans were hired to act in forced them into offensive portrayals with little attention paid to authenticity, with emphasis only placed on painting them as “simple savages.” As a result, many American filmmakers paid little attention to actually translating the indigenous languages for what they were saying on screen. As a result, many actors were able to say what they really felt.  

Reel Injun, Documentary (2009) 

[bonemischief]

it’s on netflix right now for anyone that wants to catch it

[ardatli]

This is such a good documentary, guys. I try and convince all my students to watch it. It was made by Neil Diamond, a Cree filmmaker, and it’s an utterly fascinating look at portrayals of indigenous peoples in North American cinema. 

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[seilnakyle]

This is my FAVORITE song 🥰🤗

[inrenwick]

Fact checked and yeah it’s true so my day has been made

[succubusvenus]

I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

[rowdyholtzy]

THIS

[mostlycatsmostly]

(via Melaine Williams)