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amab? afab? no im ahab. where the FUCK is that whale
Assigned Harpooner At Birth
penis BLAST
I destroy the life you savor
Killing you with perfect laser!
More I blast the more I stronger,
More I fire, beam gets longer.
Give my new attack a try,
Penis blast, you have to die!
potato hash recipe
this crap is so easy all you need it
potato (or sweet potato)
onion
sausage/corned beef/other meat (optional)
egg (optional)
i used 2 of each but the ratios don’t matter. directions:
dice everything separately
in a frying pan or skillet, cook the potatoes for ~10 min, adding water as needed
throw in the onion & sausage. cook for ~8 minutes
just. cook long enough for everything to be nice & soft & crisp
at some point add salt & pepper & seasoning. (i like to use cumin&paprika&fresh herbs. it doesn’t matter)
serve with a poached egg on top (or crack an egg over it and either cover until steamed, or put it in the oven at 400 for 10 min)
consume
Tag your major meme but it’s the founding fathers
20 Random Things That Happen While You’re In The City...
A staggering pickpocket starts to follow the PCs.
A street food vendor tries to strike up conversation with a PC.
A queue is forming outside a stall or shop opening for the first time.
A group of drunken commoners passes by and insults the PCs.
A patrol of guards passes by, being watched by a small crowd.
A funeral procession passes by. An important local figure is being buried.
A humming jester is selling fake jewellery and has several customers.
A spy in disguise starts to follow the PCs.
A group of angry sailors harass a street hawker.
A trade caravan or ship is just arriving from afar carrying news and exotic goods.
A cart overturns just in sight of the party.
A large crowd starts to form around a rival group of adventurers.
A lone guard starts calling for help.
A street urchin beckons to the PCs from a dark alley.
The PCs pass by an interesting and exotic market stall.
A group of children involve some of the PCs in their game.
A patrol of guards passes by, one takes note of the PCs.
It starts to rain, hail or snow, causing smaller market stalls to close early.
A local scoundrel invites the PCs to see an illegal pit fight.
A poor pauper offers to show PCs around the local area.
Verbal Components For Your Bardic Spells! (Levels 0-3)
Cantrips
Vicious Mockery:Â Examined flaws, I now take stock; viciously, I insult and mock.
Prestidigitation:Â A dash of magic. An arcane trick. A mundane casting, simple and quick.
Mending:Â These broken things to my will bend; By my power, these things I mend.
Mage Hand: I call forth a magic hand, to pick and pull, or something grand.
Dancing Lights:Â The darkness now I hope to blight, and summon forth these dancing lights.
Blade Ward:Â Whether found or blacksmith made, I ward myself from blunt and blade.
1st Level
Unseen Servant:Â Even those who are observant, cannot see my conjured servant.
Thunderwave:Â I summon forth a thunderous wave; Wash over my foes, send them to their graves.
Tasha’s Hideous Laughter: A giggling curse of cackling chatter, a plague upon you, of unruly laughter.
Speak with Animals: Using my magic, there’s knowledge I seek; to understand these creatures to which I speak.
Sleep:Â With my power, I summon sleep; weary eyes, a slumber deep.
Silent Image:Â I weave a spell of minor confusion and create the image for this silent illusion.
Longstrider:Â Come forth magic, in me reside, imbue my gait and increase my stride.
Identify: Magic come forth, infuse and declassify, thy secrets within, I now cast Identify.
Heroism:Â I bolster the spirit and wipe away tears, become a hero and face thy fears.
Healing Word:Â Stop this pain, and wounds be cured, all by the power of Healing Word.
Faerie Fire:Â Oh wondrous sprites, I bid thee conspire, surround this place with thy faerie fire.
Dissonant Whispers:Â Hear this song, what you deserve; a painful tune, to wrack your nerves.
Disguise Self: To be myself would be unwise, with magic my form I now disguise.
Detect Magic:Â Primordial forces, be now unbound, reveal to me where magic is found.
Comprehend Languages: By these words, your speech I intend, to become more clear, so I comprehend.
Charm Person:Â By my deeds I mean no harm, with these words I hope to charm.
Bane:Â By this curse misfortune will reign, your futures end, this is your bane.
Animal Friendship:Â Beasts I say, to my will bend, hearken now and be my friend.
2nd Level
Zone of Truth:Â Under magical interrogation, the truth I will pry; there is no deception, unable to lie.
Suggestion:Â My desires you will not question, give in now to my suggestion.
Silence:Â With mystic words, quiet all violence, I conjure forth a sphere of silence.
Shatter:Â With thunderous smite, to sunder and tatter, an explosive force to destroy and shatter.
See Invisibility:Â Arcane magic, help me see through, make the invisible come into view.
Locate Object:Â Magic find that which I dictate, go forth now, so that I may locate.
Invisibility:Â Help me pass and go unseen, give this form an invisible sheen.
Hold Person: Held in place, can’t run or walk, frozen still, solid as rock.
Heat Metal:Â Come forth fire, this metal to greet, glow and bend with thy magic heat.
Enthrall:Â All of you who heed my call, come see me now, new minds to enthrall.
Enhance Ability:Â I call forth a power for me to instil, to bolster traits and improve thy skill.
Detect Thought:Â From my mind I do project, to read the thoughts, that I do detect.
Crown of Madness:Â In quiet sadness, your mind I drown, with iron madness, your head I crown.
Cloud of Dagger:Â In this place, a shroud that staggers, come forth now my cloud of daggers.
Calm Emotion:Â Lets not get mad and cause commotion, be at ease, calm your emotion.
Blindness/Deafness:Â Darkness falls, come forth the night! I curse thee senses with withering blight.
3rd Level
Tongues: Words misunderstood, I can’t contemplate, by this spell, these words translate.
Stinking Cloud:Â Conjure up a nauseating shroud, billow forth a stinking cloud.
Speak with Plants: From natures grip, there’s answers I seek. With this magic, these plants now speak.
Nondetection: Although a presence, some may suspect, with divination magic, they won’t detect.
Leomund’s Tiny Hut: A shield of force. A mighty dome. Some hours of peace. A tiny home.
Feign Death:Â With this hex, your life I take; but in truth, your death is fake.
Fear:Â From your mind, your phobias appear - turn and run, or face your fear.
Dispel Magic:Â Dispel all magic, here and now; I cleanse this spot, that is my vow.
Clairvoyance:Â To divine the area with no flamboyance, I create a sensor of clairvoyance.
Bestow Curse: By these words you’ll feel much worse, on your form I bestow this curse.
I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
This bitch had like 5 accents
transcription: “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”
You'll never be bioluminescent
Okay this one hurt.
someone check on her
she seems alright
mood
This is the only good tik tok account actually
what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard
annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…
I really do know that I could be much better read just in general but also in non-English-language literature, and like, I am trying to make a list going forward of books to Broaden my horizons but every time– every f u c k i n g time– I’m like “oh this French book seems like a good place to start” its like
published in 27 volumes between 1932 and 1946. It has been classified both as a novel cycle and a novel and, at two million words and 7,892 pages, has been cited as one of the longest novels ever written.
twenty seven volumes!!!! fuck you!!!!!!!!
’#im searching for lost time after reading that’ the tag THREW me
Never let generosity hold hostages; courtesy is an essential tool, but a cruel master.
a only rap goat without a mixtape. rip alex trebek