[the-grey-tribe]

Every Reddit Advice Post

As a teenager (M15) my grandmother (F71) and I attended a speech by the Prime Minister (M55). Just as it started, terrorists (M21, M28, F22) opened fire (M14) but they were quickly gunned down (MP5k) by the Prime Ministers bodyguard (M38). On the way home (M1) we were silent. The memory still makes me wake up at night (1AM) feeling too hot (100F). I need to change because I sweat all through my pajamas (1XS).

Reddit, is my girlfriend (34DD) cheating on me with Sherlock Holmes (221B)?

[targetedknowledge]

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[hotvampireadjacent]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[possessedpasm]

Miments later... Not to be outdone!

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[kilncreatures]

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[teaboot]

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[greater-than-the-sword]

I bet those astronauts are pretty excited to be the farthest from Earth anybody's ever been. You might even say they're over the moon about it

[senatortedcruz]