I'm Not Like The Original

Okay I Am him, I just forgot to do an Internet.

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It's Witch Hat Monday!

I titled this one the Root of Magic but I think a better title would be the Root of My Despair 😆 😂 😢 😭

[dailyflicks]

PORCO ROSSO 1992 | Hayao Miyazaki

[hotcupofdragons]

Vox Machina....FUCK. SHIT. UUUUUPPPPP!

Please give credit if you use my gifs.

[fresh-prince-of-denmark]

Meta-Literary Analysis of Cyberpunk Master Post:

V’s Mikoshi Poem: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot 

Johnny’s Mikoshi Poem: Sailing to Byzantium, by Yeats

The Sun: The Marriage Between Heaven and Hell: The Argument by William Blake (AKA my theory on the DLC)

New Dawn Fades: The Metamorphoses AKA Johnny is an Art Hoe 

The Devil: The Allegory of the Cave and The Odyssey: Who Died and Left Aristotle in Charge of Ethics? 

The Star: The Illiad and Blood Meridian: Name One Hero Who Was Happy

Leave me Alone, Hemingway, You’re Supposed to be Dead: For Whom the Bell Tolls

What’s The Deal With The Bullet Necklace?

Johnny and Goro: and they were narrative foils (oh my god they were narrative foils).

NEW: 

In Which I Am Standing In the Intersection of Two of my Interests: Tattoos and Tarot

(Collaborated Writing)

When Your Chooms are Smart Cookies and Now We Start to Wonder if God is Dead

That’s Me in The Corner: Using Religious Iconography

[snoopyplushies]

“It felt so ominous and scary; but it was going to be alright…. because we were young and unafraid…. and we were ready to start.”

[moringmark]

[kaijutegu]

So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?

Me, 30

vaccinated 22 Dec

22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site

23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts

24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.

Lauren, 27

vaccinated 20 Dec

21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site

22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM

24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke

Nick, 24

Vaccinated 23 Dec

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site

Sarah, 20

Vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site 

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back

Mom, 58

vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site

24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad

Dad, 57

vaccinated 19 Dec

19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site

24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it

[arrghigiveup]

This is hilarious, but because this keeps coming up again and again and again (seriously the notes are tragic) yes OP’s entire family works in healthcare including the 20-year-old whose a CNA working for their dad, and that is how the whole family gets to have the vaccine so early.

[captaindibbzy]

What I gather is OP’s dad is more of a danger to vaccination sites than side effects. Lol

[lyrslair]

I dunno now I’m afraid if I get the vaccine OP’s dad will come hit me on the arm. :P

[nevaehtyler]

26-year-old Jamarion Robinson’s grandmother Beverly Nixon said her grandson was bipolar and schizophrenic. Still got shot 76 (!!!) times. Would a white person get the same treatment?

The witness said he saw more than a dozen patrol cars at the complex where US Marshals killed Robinson on August 5, 2016. Why were there no behavioral specialist? Surely one of them would know how to interact with a bipolar schizophrenic better than the police.

I’m absolutely disgusted.

Here’s Jamarion’s mother’s GoFundMe in case anyone is willing to help.

#JusticeForJamarion   #BlackLivesMatter

[kingrudegyalchina]

Oh god ..

[ordeal-moved-deactivated2021020]

this is how much they’ve raised as of June 26th, 2020.

[biscuitsarenice]

Lucy Worsley on Female Detectives [LW said 18th Century, instead of 19th century]

[transjinako]

The ULTIMATE storyline and glow up of the 2010′s

[seelcudoom]

shit like this is the reason im mad the yugioh anime decided to make it about playing the card game rather then what is actually depicted on the cards

[kintatsujo]

She honestly looks so fulfilled in that last card

[khangi]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[sephirothswife-archive]

http://www.ipsnews.net/2017/02/indigenous-peoples-lands-guard-80-per-cent-of-worlds-biodiversity/

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[colonel-orneryarchives]

[revedas]

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

[charlesoberonn]

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THIS EPISODE AIRES 43 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU

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googles gonna come out with gO2gle, fresh oxygen tanks at the price of 34 dollars per half a liter, and pay for memes to be made about it like airpods were, and then the rich kids will buy them and it will be spread around by buzzfeed listicles and vice articles as all tumors tend to be lately, and then no one will care about air being polluted coz 'oh you have tar lungs? broke ass bitch cant even buy air lmfao' and it will become normal and it will make so much Goddamn money and we will all die probably breathing in nestles fumes who the fuck keeps buying nestle products anyways. thats what i think will happen soon

[mossy-cap]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh hell and fuck

[theilliterateironman]

[darkxaidan]

Rhys: Be honest with me, am I working the moustache?

Zer0 from two feet behind him when you try and say no:

[cole-saberhagen]

“Let me talk about Vaughn because that’s easy. Vaughn is a special boy who doesn’t wear any clothes anymore” - PAX WEST Gearbox presentation

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[sopherzzzz]

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim to zero, I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters

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