Squiddy's Treats

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[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[addiewho]

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

[bonersquat]

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

[secondbeatsongs]

“Never Gonna Give You Up” with every second beat removed

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

give you up

let you down

run desert you

make you cry

say good bye

tell lie

HURT YOU

[unpretty]

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

[unpretty]

this was the jellyfish

[incorrect-masseffect]

Thane: Peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence.

Zaeed: I’ve made fun of babies for less.

[dailyraccoons]

[everythingfox]

They’re hungy

(Source)

[allthezipofnukacola]

Honestly, I really side-eye people who say shit like, “I hate all hetero romances. If a guy and girl kiss, I totally lose all investment.”

Male-female pairings are not all the same and I’m kind of sick of people acting like they are. Similarly, I’m sick of people forgetting that there are LGBT+ people in male-female relationships.

[allthezipofnukacola]

I see white LGBT+ people say shit like this about positive male-female relationships between POC and I legit GROAN.

[allthezipofnukacola]

I saw someone say the relationship in If Beale Street Could Talk didn’t interest them because it was “hetero nonsense” as if young, poor black couples dealing with unjust incarceration regularly get positive, healthy representation.

[allthezipofnukacola]

If you’re tired of love stories focusing on relationships between traditionally attractive, able bodied, neurotypical, white, cishet people–especially when they’re void of chemistry and commonality and abusive but pushed as ideal (see: The Notebook)–then, I totally get it. I am, too.

But if you disparage a positive, healthy love story that features marginalized people because it’s between a man and a woman, your grasp of things like representation and intersectionality is likely weak.

[dyrwoodan]

so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life

[bosmer-bitch]

ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”

[scribdyke-remade]

are y’all ok

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[ampervadasz]

[universaliststuff]

Agent of Chaos

[30-minute-memes]

Merry Christmas to John Cena

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

the best thing you can get the man

[dakkpasserida]

Visit Original Link

I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

[mystery-moose]

1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.

2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.

[interruptingkau]

I'm cryign

[jinglyjangly]

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

[falloutuniverse]

I snorted

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

[vkm11-deactivated20220316]

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

[keystoneway]

I still like this one

[renelaru]

How about this old gold

[filiasyth]

@immamotherpugger

[leggywillow]

Every time I see these I just sob with laughter.

[vi0]

Literally weeping with laughter

[everythingfox]

[berrystumpytail]

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

[piruvieteri]

and if they are real you can fuck them.

[berrystumpytail]

This guy gets it!

[tikkety-tok]