sorryaboutmynose

snz enjoyer in his late 20s. DMs are open, but minors please do not interract. This is a naughty blog

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Just now learning that the tv man with the long pointy nose is an actual character from Deltarune and not, as I had previously thought, an invention of snzblr

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i hope you don’t mind me saying this, it’s not my intention to make you uncomfortable, but your last wav is just so so adorable. your voice and your accent and the way you say “oh, bless me” after a sneeze interrupts your sentence…. god it makes me melt every time i listen

Aaah, thank you so much! I'm honestly still REALLY ill; I haven't had a proper chance to rest and it's made my cold a lot worse - if I can find a moment by myself I'll try and record something again and maybe try and include more of this for you! <3

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Talking and sneezing while doing chhinkni with this cold. I'm so ill, I just want to stay inside and sneeze this horrible cold out of me.

cw - loud, messy sneezes. big noseblow at the end (with warning).

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I've caught another really nasty cold. Yesterday I woke up with that signature sore throat and sniffles and it's just been downhill since then. I sneezed about twenty times over the course of the day - they're unstiflable and embarrassingly loud, to the point where I actually felt compelled to apologise after letting out a particularly messy one in the vicinity of a coworker. I was so grateful to get back into my car at the end of the day and helplessly explode over the steering wheel without anyone looking at me.

My nose is running like a tap since last night and I've been needing to blow it almost constantly - I'm in bed right now surrounded with damp tissues just snuffling and sniffling. It's actually so miserable, I can't even be horny about it; just waiting for it to be overrr.🤧🤧

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So what I thought would be a minor cold actually turned out to be the most miserable, sniffly, sneezy cold I've ever had. Self obs below cut.

Cw: descriptions of messy sneezes and noseblows, talk of germs.

I didn't get much sleep the night before due to my nose being runny and blocked. I woke up in the morning with my throat absolutely on fire (no doubt due to me mouth-breathing all night) and my nose just completely full. Before I even had the chance to wake up properly, my poor nose was tickling and flaring and I had just a couple of seconds to bring my sheets over my nose before I helplessly let out a terribly messy, cold-filled sneeze. I immediately got up and grabbed some toilet paper from the bathroom and blew my nose wetly until I was uselessly honking into the now soaked wad.

This pattern continued all morning. I would feel a tickle deep in my nose, quickly clutch hold of the nearest tissue, my breath hitching a couple of times, squeezing my eyes shut, then inevitably pitch forward into the tissue with a tremendous, trumpeting sneeze. While I can normally stifle quite easily, these sneezes forced their way out of my nose, unable to be stifled at all. Any attempts to stifle would fail before my nose had even finished quivering - exploding out in a gross, sick-sounding 'HehhnCHOO!' The noise was honestly embarrassing, made even worse by the fact that my nose demanded a big, miserable, snotty blow after every single sneeze. I sounded like a sick elephant and my nose got pinker and pinker the more I sneezed.

I ran out of tissues by noon, but that didn't stop my cold from insisting that I continue letting out these dreadful sick sneezes. My nose quivered and dripped like a tap and I ended up desperately pressing my damp, used tissues under my red nostrils before letting out horrible wet squelchy sneezes into them. The air in my room must have been buzzing with millions of cold germs, constantly being emitted from my poor sick nose.

I feel like today I'm thankfully over the worst of it. I'm still sneezing, but they're less messy and more powerful and dry, threatening to blow over anything in front of me. I'm hoping tomorrow I'll be mostly recovered, but goodness, I really hope this is the worst cold I'll have!

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Sooo it got worse 😅. My throat is on fire and my nose has just been perpetually drippy. Inevitably, I've been sneezing a lot too 🤧. They have been mostly quite polite little stifles, but at one point they stopped and wouldn't come out anymore. I sniffed a bit of chhinkni to encourage them... and here's the result...

cw: loud sneezing fits, talking about getting sick, a couple of very messy noseblows at the end.

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So I think I'm catching a cold 🙈. I woke up this morning with a sore throat and a blocked nose. I felt a bit worried when it didn't go away within the first couple of minutes, but I was well enough to get up and drive into town for an appointment I had booked today. Then, literally a couple of minutes after leaving my house, I felt this incredibly urgent tickle in my nose and I knew I was gonna sneeze. Normally I try to avoid sneezing while driving because I hate the idea of someone seeing me, but it came on so quickly I didn't even have time to stifle it. I lifted my elbow to my face and half-caught a desperate, powerful double, that nearly knocked my glasses off, then immediately had to do it again for a surprisingly messy single. Since then I've been snuffling constantly - no tissues yet, but I'm not gonna have a choice if I have to sneeze like that again. I don't feel too bad atm, thankfully, so I'm hoping this is as bad as it gets!

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Sure, wet, messy sneezes are incredible, but I rarely see anyone talking about *windy* sneezes. I love the idea of the force of someone's sneeze fluttering the tissue they've tightly pinched to their nose, or seeing the hair around their face leap from the sudden breeze their nose just expelled, falling down slightly ruffled 🫢🤤. Or, the ultimate evolution, someone physically *bouncing* from the force of a sneeze so powerful it needed their whole body to expel it 😵‍💫.

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Today’s nyt strands puzzle is… uhh…👀

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:0 Glad I didn't do this in front of anyone

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Complete mess this morning. I can't help having these exhausting wet sneezing fits. I tried to pinch my nose to stifle as many of these as I could, but some of them got out anyway. I might need to start keeping a box of tissues next to my bed or something...

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Hi everyone! I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has interracted with or just appreciated my posts this year - it's so lovely being part of such a welcoming community and being able to actually share this very unique experience with other people!

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Currently dreaming about a person slowly coming down with a nasty cold. Listening to their usual, polite little stifles get gradually wetter and less controllable before they inevitably pitch forward into an uncontrollable, unexpectedly messy explosion. Their poor fingers, thinking they were just there to contain another harmless (although quite powerful) stifle, finding themselves covered in spray. The desperate plucking of tissues out of a box and the first helpless, incredibly needed noseblow that completely fills them, confirming to them and everyone else in the room, that they have, indeed, caught a cold.

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I've been waking up every day this week with my nose COMPLETELY full. It thankfully seems to go away eventually, but not before tickling my nose and making it explode into these barely-stifled sneezes.

cw: stifles, let-outs, little bit of noseblowing.

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I don't know what my nose thinks it's doing, but for like a week now I've been having multiple sneezing fits every day. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but whatever it is it's happening in December now for some reason? Does anyone else know what the hell is going on?

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Sorry I disappeared for so long! This is the first time I'm posting a wav on tumblr, so I hope I'm doing it right! These are desperate stifles from my morning allergies 🤧🤧 (and not a spritzer bottle, as much as it sounds like that 😩)

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Thinking about how everyone has a sneeze that is unique and personal to them.

And that's the noise they uncontrollably need to make when their nose is filled with a cold 😍

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All I need is someone to hold my twitchy, snuffly nose and catch my big messy sneezes for me 🥺