I'm Gay and I Have Lots of Feelings

Literally exactly what it says- lots of not entirely hetero feelings main blog is @thinkingdaisy

[gali-in-distress]

"The average person has 10 to 45 moles" factoid actually statistical error. The average person has 1 or 2 moles. Moles Phil who has 327 moles is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[ellisonwongparty]

the way rr/tierney introduce ilya is so funny to me because when you first see him you're just like jeez this guy is such an asshole why is he like this. and then seconds later it's just like um it's because he has a 1) dead mom 2) who killed herself 3) an abusive dad 4) with alzheimers 5) a brother 6) who verbally abuses him on the phone 7) when ilya refuses to wire him 50 bands all at once 8) all while he spends new years eve all alone in the grossest motel you've ever seen 9) and he's bisexual.

and you're just like. well shit. that will do it i guess.

[diphowell]

📷: dan howell

[sotruenicknelson]

Okay! I literally never make my own posts- this is my little reblog collection, but my best friends FAVORITE hollanov fic has been taken down, and I am putting out feelers to see if anyone maybe has a saved download of it. The fic was called Birds! and was written by an author called pen_in_blue if that rings any bells for you guys? This would mean so much to my friend you have no idea.

[penandinkprincess]

HEATED RIVALRY WIKI OH MY GOD

[shaneseggs]

i think hayden does ads for royal match

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[scunthotter]

Inside Shane's head: orgasm ✅️, time for pillow talk, what is the most emotionally devastating question i can ask my casual situationship today?

[shanyshko]

ilya mad shane came up to talk to him like he wasn't stalking the fuck out of shane in that ice rink. yeah he just happened to be watching canadian men's figure skating the day after losing to latvia complete coincidence shane was there. it's like when cats bite you after following you into a room. shane's like omg kitty! and ilya is like NOOOO NO NO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE ME OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING YOU

[greenfairys]

I love buffy summers so much. she genuinely thinks that if she wasn't the slayer she would be normal. girl I'm so sorry to tell you that the freak is in your blood and chosen or not you never would've escaped that

[rebornautumn]

And brother, I’m proper gandering

[python-nebula]

An edit of Sister Daniel with Phil/Father Philip getting flustered over her :3 (the lyrics are relevant to the visuals)

Edit suggestion by @hyperfixation-trash :D Ty for that, I had a lot of fun working on this :)

(FLASH WARNING, song name at the end, divider by @suupersonic)

@florianispeachless @ellioutofthewoods @whimsyloser @ari-adne-111 @sisterdanielsrosary @squirrel-electrocuted @isa-isfruity

[dnp-as-posts]

[perlukafarinn]

Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.

Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!

Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.

Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.

Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.

[bleachblondephil]

i hope they're both diabolically hungover and in love <3

[fishpond-swarm]

I just know young Shane fucked heavy with how it’s made

[anyarozander]

When I was 19, I wrote "I ♡ cock" on my buddy's forehead in eyeliner when he was the first one to pass out drunk at his own party

That didn't mean he was gay then or gay now, because someone else drawing on you does not make it fact (he is straight, btw)

He had no way of knowing what was written on his forehead until he looked at the bathroom mirror at some point in the middle of the night (which he had access to bc he was like 3ft from the bathroom door, not in the middle of the damn woods)

If I had written that in sharpie that he couldn't wash off, I would have been an extreme asshole instead of just a stupid drunk asshole

If I had drawn a fucking hate symbol, I would have been the fucking bigot. Not him.

I literally don't understand the fucking problem here. It's infuriating that people think he should have to make some kind of statement apologizing for something done to him while drunk as a teenager. Make it make fucking sense.