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[smokingrozanov]

Troy is like fuuuck I got dumped by my boyfriend & my best friend & I wanna suck off a bear meanwhile Ilya is like I don’t know if I’m deserving of love or affection or even oxygen

[willpoultersleftbrow]

I think we don't talk enough about how Shane and Ilya are literally best friends. Like you cannot be on their level of soulmate and deeply in love without that person also being your bestest friend in the whole world. These two are making jokes and laughing at each other in the middle of sex. They have a plethora of inside jokes that they frequently terrorize the centaurs with. They say the same shit at the same time semi frequently. Absolutely no one, including people within their own circle, is safe from the way they gossip and talk shit with each other. Any time anyone even suggests that one of them finds the other annoying or might want to take space away from the other they get DEEPLY offended. Like being dudes they hear guys constantly talking about how they love their girlfriends/wives but that they like being away from them and getting to be with friends and hollanov is like "... Your not friends with your wife?" And the guys are like "no?? That's my wife???" And hollanov are like "what the genuine fuck is wrong with these people"

[grabmyboner]

ilya: [lighting a cigarette with a backwards hat on, covered in sweat, flushed from dancing in the club] you having fun, moya lyubov'?

shane, drunkenly: could yuo put that out on me

[fishpond-swarm]

Shane Hollander the type of guy to carry around a checkbook and write checks

[shnehollander]

Shane had a crush on simba dont play w me rn. it wasnt gay cuz he was a lion

[himbomarleau]

Clifford H. Marleau. The H stands for Hellyeahbrother.

[clytemnestraaa]

don’t get me wrong i get why reid went with a plane crash and i don’t think it was the wrong call for the romance novel specifications she had to meet but it is like. really unsatisfying. not that i think ilya should have tried to kill himself i don’t think the book had space for that that would add like another 50k words and it’s kinda hard to meaningfully resolve without veering truly out of romance territory. it’s just that a plane crash is like totally random. like if it was a car crash it would connect to ilyas themes of recklessness or whatever but a plane crash is something he has literally no control over or fault and thus all he can do is go AGH OH MY GOD phew haha that was a close one. like what’s he gonna do start flapping his arms real hard. it’s just totally random. idk usually it’s not a satisfying move to give your character no agency and it does work for shane in that his whole thing is control and then having to accept the lack of it but ilya spends the whole book being like damn i have no real power or ability to affect change so a near death experience involving choices would have been a better arc. however the goal of a romance novel is not to tell a coherent and meaningful story in the way it is for a fiction novel so again i don’t think this is a flaw on reid’s end.

[hollanoveau]

it’s late 2016. shane hollander is dating rose landry. ilya rozanov is breaking every traffic law known to man in his hideous sports car and tearfully scream-singing DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME….. DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME…..

these two things, of course, have nothing to do with each other

[corvus-nox]

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[themoonandmyman]

Crucially Ilya doesn’t remember any of the truly traumatic Irina memories until he’s retired from hockey and finally slows down enough that his mind catches up to his body and he’s getting flashbacks and retching over the toilet bowl and shaking and crying and then going completely numb and dissociative and Shane is like Hey sweetheart What The Fuck is Happening

[madamoisellemabry]

you should know that shane hollander has a very specific fantasy of being ilya rozanov’s groupie, of poking holes in condoms and following him around the country, waiting at the edges of the team on party nights, dropping to his knees in dirty house party bathrooms and just being whatever ilya wants. he just wants everyone to look at him and see ilya rozanov’s favorite boy toy, and eventually being known as the one who tied him down. he has vaguely misogynistic fantasies about being referred to as the “old ball and chain” and reenacting that one scene from the Wolf of Wall Street.

he will also NEVER EVER EVER admit this to ilya. he’s barely willing to admit it to himself

[greedydemands]

Shane is like do not buy me a fur coat Ilya is like I’ll kill myself if I don’t buy you a fur coat Shane is like don’t make jokes like that Ilya is like we will be 68 and gay marriage will come to Russia but they will not let me in because i never bought my western wife a fur coat Shane is like if you buy a fur coat you’ll be dead before we can get gay married in Russia and Ilya is like wow…only i can make jokes about my country being homophobic. So you hate Russian lives 😒 and Shane trying not to laugh is like I’m sorry i know it’s sensitive baby and Ilya tells him you can make it up to me by trying on the fur coat getting delivered during time estimate 10-1pm

[cuppydogshane]

thekiller.mp4

[cuppydogshane]

im gonna be real w you guys I think Scott Hunter is so isolated and estranged from even himself and letting paranoia run his life that i dont think he even clocks Shane and Ilya as real people much less as gay and fucking each other. i dont think other people were real to scott hunter until he walked into that smoothie shop

[ismickeyadopted]

au where Shane and Ilya live in chicago and share a train stop but are always on opposite sides like in the movie LOL. but they don't know each other and it's just told from their different perspectives noticing one another. like maybe one day there's something crazy happening and they happen to make eye contact across the tracks and share a secret smile of understanding. and Shane is immediately down bad (as is Ilya ofc), so now he’s imagining scenarios where the hot guy from his train stop finally comes to sweep him off his feet. until one day Ilya shows up on Shane's side drunk and begging to fuck him, which isn’t exactly how Shane imagined it going…. but he’s obviously not gonna say no

[ismickeyadopted]

i just can’t stop thinking about the yearning a fic like this would allow…. especially if they both are out and okay with their sexualities and just let themselves get caught up in the fantasy. and then it comes true!!!! god