Here, Queer And Full Of Fear

22 | UK | Animal Behaviour student | 🏳️‍🌈 Hardcore Nerd | Gamer | Plant Enthusiast

[olruggiio]

do not talk to me or else i WILL cry . fucking try me

[helluva-pilot]

november 1 mood

[fluffygif]

Duck train

[babyanimalgifs]

7 months later and Dexter still does the thing with the bone 👅 🦴 

(Source)

[vulpesarctica]

aw sleepy puppOOOHHHHHH MY GOD I WAS UNPREPARED

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[mattchewpicchu]

How dare you hide this in the tags

[enfantedeluna-deactivated202006]

[drtanner]

ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

[lena-zorel]

I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh

[sundrownplace]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[massacre-girlypop]

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

[moltres]

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[themaarika]

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

[vuelie]

ok but where is the lie???

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[dunsparce]

not even a millisecond later 

[theoreocat]

[theoreocat]

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I was waiting for the payoff and I was NOT disappointed

[theserendipitousbook]

My boyfriend is freelancing with a nearby university. He keeps telling me about how the project is going and the emails he gets from Stephen, one of the guys he is working with.

The problem is, he also has a spider plant named Steven. For the last two years, Steven the spider plant has been the main Steven in our lives. So, when he talks about emails from Steven, I automatically assume he is emailing with the spider plant. It is a very confusing.

I can’t wrap my head around the reality that there is a human named Stephen that he is emailing with, so I have decided to bend reality to my will. I made plant Steven a little laptop for his emails.

He is replying to an email about the new plant mister we just got.

Maybe he will start a blog. Or write poetry.

[theserendipitousbook]

My boyfriend woke up and found Steven’s laptop. He was disappointed he couldn’t actually scroll on the paper laptop to read the rest of Steven’s message.

Later he went to pour water into Steven’s pot but his leaves pushed it back out and got the couch all wet. My boyfriend angrily accused Steven of being a bastard. So, now I am serruptitiously making an actual Steven the spider plant email address so that Steven can send an apology email.

I am going to schedule it so it arrives in my boyfriend’s inbox while I am sleeping.

[froggingmolly]

I can only assume he is referring to his colleague as Human Stephen