fucking STab ME MY INSIDES ARE ON FIRE

*** it you got a message from me about bitcoins and wanting to buy some random electronic devise, it’s 💯fake*** he/him or they/them pronouns. 18. gay. nothing about me is fun and i've learned to deal with that and i hope you do too.

[ddeathspell]

[khatoblepas]

There they are, the two genders.

[samael]

only a cis deals in absolutes

[cornchipz-revival]

all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home

[shittymoviedetails]

Pixar are known to hide easter eggs in their movies hinting at future releases. In this scene in Toy Story you can see Woody, the star of Toy Story 4, which wasn’t due to be released for another 23 years

[miggylol]

[walkalongwithasong]

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[luxurychaos]

“You’ve contracted Memento, of the wack font variety.”

[gay-slime]

Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

[peterismymans]

o GOD NO

[countlessimagines]

It makes sense though… Think of the Dust Bowl

[bumblebeebats]

So none of you were gonna tell me this is about a fuckin marvel movie? You were just gonna let me think there was some kind of volcanic humanitarian disaster in new york?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[2000ish]

[sickaddiktions]

when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.

[pon-raul]

that “I wanna fuck that guys dead wife too” reddit post is one of the funniest interactions the Internet has ever seen

[pon-raul]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[tacogoats]

I’m trying to find that one player that beat the Pthumerian Elder (I think?) boss with only using emotes to dodge but I can’t find it >:o

[callsigndreadfrost]

This entire post is making me break out in hives and I’m about to make it worse. Here’s what you were looking for.

[der-gao]

mob psycho 100 reverse au for your my soul

[snackbox-deactivated20210323]

The 🤔 emoji looks like how Minecraft villagers sound

[flanneldragon]

this post is still good on pc because.minecraft block

[snackbox-deactivated20210323]

This is the only good addition ive ever gotten on this post thank you

[samsantalaart]

So I’m a bit of a fan of Pokémon. And with less and less time approaching before Sun & Moon come out there’s less chance of an Alolan form of Golduck appearing. So I thought I’d design my own :)

‘Now with even more intense migraines, Alolan Golducks are gifted with more psychic power than their counterparts, at the cost of little sleep’.

[valtsv]

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

[pumpkinpatcher]

@ all my friends who call me a vampire. take a gander at this and reevaluate 

[kitvinslakte]

[antique-scarecrow]

HIM

[kabaks]

you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately

[kabaks]

trust me when i say i would be going absolutely apeshit if i was this kid

[kabaks]

tell me this doesn’t fill you with some latent animal urge to scuttle your way to the canopy and check for predators

[daily-incineroar]

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