At least I'm not Soupless

Zack, 32. He/Him.

[cloghesy]

Chickens on a swing - 2008

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[marsdemo]

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

[creepish]

most things are not as important as garlic bread

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[estro-boi]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[skopostheorie]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[puyopuyo]

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

[puyopuyo]

this thing is every swear word personified

[bogleech]

I like how everyone who knows nothing about moomins still takes one look at little my and always correctly guesses everything about her

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s