soup with woofles

he/they straws are everywhere

[notahorseindisguise]

every signle fucking person on here: hey! i know you dont know me and we have less than zero rapport but i decided to interact with your post without engaging with your post. hope you enjoy my unrelated comments!

[notahorseindisguise]

[40ouncesandamule]

Activist charged with felony after giving border agent "duress code" that wiped his phone

The government says destroying his own data during an airport interrogation was illegal.

A few things of note:

This is why people to your left have been chiding you about the "pedo" panic: now, the government can accuse you of being a "pedo" to justify committing crimes against you.

This is why people to your left have been chiding you about the "terrorist" moniker: for the last half century, the government can accuse you of being a "terrorist" to justify committing crimes against you.

[closet-keys]

exactly.

the recent new mexico case against meta literally went after end-to-end encryption itself (as a design feature) by arguing that the ability to exchange private messages that police can't surveil enables child sexual abuse. court mandated changes include "protecting minors from encrypted communications." as if minors being abused by adults would be helped instead of harmed by having no privacy or means to communicate that isn't recorded permanently. ridiculous.

(& if you think that was actually about punishing zuckerberg consider meta was only forced to pay $4.2 million & they bring in tens of billions every quarter. it was nothing to them. it was not about ''holding meta accountable'' it was about granting law enforcement more access to surveil activists)

[demilypyro]

I've been having a recurring nightmare where I'm sent back in time and get stuck in the 1970s with no hope of ever returning. And I just have to live out my life pre-internet pre-computers and years before gay or trans rights get anywhere. All my skills are useless there, all my dreams unattainable. It's been making me very grateful to live in the 2020s, ironically.... Every time I wake up from that dream it's like, oh god, thank fuck.

[demilypyro]

Sigh.... Pac-Man in 1980... Donkey Kong in 1981... we don't even get Street Fighter 2 until 1991.... I'd be almost 50 by then.... what a waste of a life.....

[demilypyro]

Girl I'm gonna cry

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm sorry this is such a gross thing to start a discussion on, but my editor underlined me describing human urine as 'sickly sweet smelling' and said "piss doesn't smell like that." BUT IT DOES! not talking about my own personal piss, but when you're walking around downtown and you pass a piss alley?????? it's very distinctive.

and then I brought this up with my friends, and their answer was "all the alley pissers in Toronto must have diabetes." NO! this is the universal human piss smell!

is this like how some people can smell ants? I have a unique molecule in my nose that lets me experience the full spectrum of human piss?

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m sorry

[bogleech]

Our balcony floorboards come with the single wrongest nail I've ever seen in my life

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you have two posts in a row about placebos. why

one of them actually isn't about a placebo. that's probably the one you're having a reaction to

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[gifdabunny]

x

[tumbwr]

bugs

[thagomizersshow]

Some woodpeckers make dainty little holes that barely damage the tree.

On the other hand, pileated woodpeckers

[learnmesomeshit-blog]

Your tree has been visited by the Flying Tree Doctor and diagnosed with Infested. He has removed the Unauthorized Fucking Thing. Praise be to Flying Tree Doctor.

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.

anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:

it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!

[damazcuz]

🚨 Warning. ⚠️ A Wednesday Curfew is now in effect. ⚠️ Do not be alarmed. Stay in your homes and avoid all Wednesday rifts. 🚨

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Fuck this stupid shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl