oh yeah, it's all coming together

doing my best, despite. y'know. The Situations || 27 || she/they/he

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[wormsermonizer]

pear of ducks

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[ewaneneollav]

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[demilypyro]

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[vireserein]

I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".

[vireserein]

(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)

[vireserein]

I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[vireserein]

I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".

[vireserein]

(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)

[vireserein]

I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.

[digitalfossils]

[quasi-normalcy]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]