i made your favorite, eat up

soupy 28 a little soup? for a creature in need?

[thepleasuregoblin]

When a customer refuses to wear a mask

[theartofanimation]

Francisco Fonseca  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/FranciscoFonscaShop

[thyming-deactivated20220220]

Fresh baked goods moodboard for anon. (They are still warm and the scent in the air makes me hungry.. 🥐)

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[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[borrelia]

all advertising needs to be destroyed im sick of ads on the free apps that *came with the computer i bought*.. on MY computer! im sick of 15 seconds of advertising before i watch a video made by a zillenial then paid to recite how much they love the new mocoa cocoa drink mix im sick of brands pretending to be my friend im sick of urban space used only to sell you products (later, somewhere else) im sick of subscription services im sick of copyright im sick of new roads for new customers for our new walmart im SICK!!!! burn it all down i can't live like this!!!!

[borrelia]

i have adblock too!! but u kno what it doesn't matter bc i still see ads whenever i use my phone, youtubers are still paid to advertise mid-video, i still see ads on fucking windows MEDIA PLAYER i still hear ads on the radio i still see them on the side of the road theyre still on TVs in the store that ONLY play ads theyre still on GAS PUMPS!!! gas pumps where they simply can't afford to waste the 60 valuable seconds of you standing chained to the pump without blasting video ads in your face! there shouldnt even BE an adblock, i just shouldn't be surrounded by ADS!!!!

[heart--pirates]

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

[thecolabubble]

mike's hard carapace

[thecolabubble]

mike's terrible mandibles

[thecolabubble]

mike's beating wings and fatal venom

[slfcare]

friendly reminder that moments like sitting in the sun, waking up well-rested, discovering a song that makes you feel your heart and laughing with someone will find you again. clouds will dissipate and the sun will sink and rise and the moon will be full and bright outside of your window, and life will stop feeling this heavy. in the meantime, we’ll try. sometimes that’ll feel like enough and sometimes it won’t, but that’s okay. you’re here and that’s an achievement and that’s good and it matters.

[cornflakesdoesart]

althought I wanted to finish these while it was winter , it’s still snowing here so  here, some warmly dressed folks!

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[gimmeblood]

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

[spookymooks]

[0v9]

I'm okay with being observed and perceived, but being interpreted is where I draw the fucking line

[evilvillain123456789]

imagining a world full of flowers, grass, trees, ducks, owls, wind and clouds. disgusted at the thought, i begin gagging, coughing, and retching. i can't help it, but I'm really making a scene at Olive Garden, which makes you scowl at me and look away. you are embarassed to be seen with me in public. i begin yelling and shaking, and you cup my face in your palms. you whisper those beautiful words, and calm me down the way you have many times before. you pet my hair, and say, "all the flowers are grey and wilted. all the grass is dead, and so are the trees. you have killed and eaten all the ducks and owls, and the wind and clouds are full of soot". a vacant smile appears on my face, and my eyes close. blissfully, my head lowers into a thick bowl of chicken gnocci, and i fall asleep. you decide not to raise my nose and mouth out of the soup this time, instead choosing to let me suffocate.

[internetsnorkeling]

Lady Dimitrescu but every time you look at her, her hat gets bigger — Resident Evil 8: Village mod by Kallialee

[notvoid]

[roguerobi]

Okay so my favorite thing about this that kinda gets lost in translation is that the word ガーリックトースト is read as “gaarikku tousuto” which means the final お is just an extension of the last sound

TL;DR In English this tweet would just be

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GARLIC TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post