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Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone. As of today, it still smells.

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My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

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stop drinking the pirate water

zip-a-dee-lady

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

cungadero

i think about this post on an almost daily basis and its so surreal to me that it doesnt even have 400 fuckin notes

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sodapoplio

kai-wildfang

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

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Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

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PETA being shredded renews my life.

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marisatomay

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

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Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

shorthistorian

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

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Worth it. (via welder22)

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“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015

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felderwin

So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera

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Chaotic good bard

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[captions]

Priest: If these places you’re going [to] claim to have spiritual attachments, I would do nothing to invite them into any kind of conversation. [supercut of the boys inviting conversation] Shane: [calling out in a silly voice] Deh-mon? Ryan: Stop calling it that. Shane: DEH-MON! [cut] Shane: If you want me off your bridge, you’re going to have to throw me off. [cut] Shane: No! I just wanna talk to the demons! [cut] Shane: If you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me! [cut] Shane: I’m gonna lock myself in here with a ghost. [cut back to conversation with priest] Shane: So treat it like a fine art museum… [cut back to supercut of Shane yelling at demons] Shane: FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!! [cut] Shane: I think this demon’s a wimp! Ryan: He’s lost his mind! [cut] Shane: Goatman! I’m dancin’ on your bridge! [cut] Shane: [lying on a pentogram] Rock n’ roll, buckaroo! [cut] Shane: Hey, you demon fuck! [cut] Shane: [calling out to a demon] You fucking wimp! [cut] Shane: I disrespect your bridge, Goatman!