lemon stealing whore

Zara 20/ she/her Snap: deaththegirlcx sournihon.tumblr.com

[animatedtext]

[evipineschi]

Days 8+9

[ripe]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

*floop flop*

[ithelpstodream]

[imsuchacapricorn]

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

[grookey-daily]

Oops my hand slipped

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[catchymemes]

[parakeet]

god this is the cutest thumbnail ive ever seen thank you youtube recommended. look at this proud mother. look at her babies. she is round and smiling and i am in love. Alen AxP get this picture framed and hang it in your house

[itsagifnotagif]

dogs with jobs

[longseasons]

[overlyactivepingpongball]

My cousins newborn literally 24/7

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

why did I have to turn on the sound

[joshpeck]

don’t you dare ever disrespect K. K. Slider like that again

[the-secret-historian]

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

[wordmage-girl]

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

[wizardlyghost]

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

[cli-meme]

[extrafabulouscomics]

[so-doggone-funny]

now there’s a twist

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[thatssoscience]

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m—

holy shit

[deaexlibris]

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

[unspellable-blog]

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

[nearfuturisticdystopian-blog]

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

[amydentata]

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

[kasaron]

I love this.