A Terrible Reign

personal side blog

[pettydemon]

hello?

[constructreese]

Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[choysum]

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

While there is certainly no universal auti/hd experience I feel like this is a contender.

[mugwomps]

Childhood abuse does this too

[beardyoakenshield]

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

[dood1e-bug]

[potsiepumpkin]

When the chronic fatigue is chronic

[juxtaposedpunk]

Doing this even when I’m not tired

[virtualgirladvance]

Buddy I've got some bad news for you

[maedaeme]

god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)

[maedaeme]

i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant

[demilypyro]

This whole scene is a lot

[flagellant]

I’ve trained my dogs to expect their dental treats when I offer them “the body of Christ”. Is this heresy or blasphemy?

A rare occasion where it's both! Animals can't receive communion/experience the sacraments because they have no souls. Additionally, I am going to safely assume you aren't a priest, so you aren't allowed to perform transubstantiation. Additionally, the Eucharist cannot be made of dental treats. Finally this whole thing is making a huge mockery of one of the single most sacred acts in Catholicism. Well done!

[flagellant]

I want your dad to become the pope

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[campsis]

beco+81 (@beco_plus81)

[anneemay]

[cyborgduck]

Disco elysium ass line

[thechekhov]

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

Random Animal Generator

Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

How do you feel about this, in general?

Good! I like this animal.

Okay. I'm not thrilled but not disappointed.

Meh. Not the worst.

Not great. I'm pretty disappointed.

Horrible. This is my worst nightmare.

It's complicated./I'm conflicted.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[thechekhov]

How often would you turn into this animal?

Pretty often, just for fun.

Pretty often, for a specific task.

Sometimes, just for fun.

Sometimes, to do something a human cannot.

Rarely, but still for fun.

Rarely, only if I absolutely need to.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[thechekhov]

How open would you be about what animal you are?

I'd tell anyone and everyone!

I'd tell my friends and family.

I'd tell my closer friends and family.

I'd try to keep it mostly secret.

I'd prefer not to tell anyone, ever.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[thechekhov]

Would you want to get to know other people who also transform into the same/similar animal?

Yeah! I'd join a subreddit or a club for sure!

Probably. I'd like to know what makes us similar.

Eh, only if it comes up in conversation naturally.

Not really. I don't think it'd connect us in any way.

No. It's not a good metric for friendship.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[dykegerard]

[zagreus]

Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right

[sacred-portal]

[sleepy-bebby]

No time to explain, just get in