Sourpatch Levi

| Levi | INTP | 22 | Sagittarius | NYC |

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

[daddykink33]

Dude

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

toilet paper is returning to its natural habitat 😳 grocery stores are healing 🛒😩

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

I was gonna make an "imagine showing this post to somebody 4 months ago" joke but I realized it'd just look like any other shitpost and nobody here would bat an eye

[sacrificialle-deactivated202111]

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[closet-keys]

I’m endlessly amused by people who call the far Left an “echo chamber” because leftists literally never stop arguing with each other about anything

[faggottt]

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

[trees-and-planets]

[gods-sidepiece]

[hotvampireadjacent]

glad they care about their health

[norwayspruce]

sane clown posse

[memewhore]

[postmarxed]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[needylittlecunt-deactivated2017]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.

[f-uwa]

[numbersinmotion]

[biodegrade]

it’s fat cock o’clock

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*