manchurian candidate sad

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring

[lesbyterianchurch]

Not every day has to “count.” Some days, your purpose is to make it to the next one. That counts too.

[cantwaittoteach]

Damn I needed this today.

[snorlax-and-co]

Me too, thank you.

[markv5]

Настроение: грустить под кустиком…

[hazelstreet]

[alwaysbewoke]

For all the racists, sexists and haters of Black women who use the “I was just joking” excuse...

[accidental-muse]

“Just joking” is never an excuse. If anything, it tells me who you really are.

[polyamorous-miss-deactivated202]

Thank you. Now I have the words why “just joking” isn’t a joke

[theleftdoor-deactivated20240905]

This is a tactic used by modern nazis

Don’t let them get away with jokes or sarcasm.

We are on to you

[matt-is-the-cat-in-the-hat-blog]

Reblog or Like this if you would date a person who is trying to slowly figure out their gender, but is confused af.

trying to prove a point to myself

[swagintherain]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

you've heard of: brunettes with their blonde girlfriends

now get ready for: brunettes with their auburn-haired girlfriends

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

@crimsoncat21 i was inspired by our fanfic ships

[agc-doddy]

THIS IS THE CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE!!!!

[uvasep]

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

edit: whoa, i didn’t expect this to blow up so quick! putting the source in the tags was a bad idea, sorry. this is brian jordan alvarez’s the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo, and you can watch it on youtube or vimeo! he makes lots of other hilarious gay videos too, so you should check out his whole channel.

[girlsingreenfields]

Photographed by Liam Aylott backstage at Agi & Sam Spring–Summer 2017.

[sdd-blogs]

im crynging this poor sand boy has been wearing,., the exact same pair of uggs for like thirty years,,,, someone get this man some jordans

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you fool… the second pair is clearly shorter than the first one… he’s purposefully buying new pairs of space uggs… he’s chosen his look and he’s standing by it

[soviethusband]

tag when you joined the internet and how accurate this is

2016: probably enjoys old memes unironically, no idea how anything works

2012-15: uses "XD" unironically, has a basic understanding of the internet

2010-11: is a fairly average person, advanced understanding of the internet, might be nostalgic

2006-09: wayyy too nostalgic, remembers the old days of youtube, wants things to be simpler, has a nostalgiagasm when remembering old internet, probably has old youtube amvs on their channel from when they were 12 or remembers watching youtube videos when they were 6, age varies from preteen to 20s

2000-05: remembers internet pre-facebook, pre-twitter and pre-youtube, youtube poop expert

the 90s: demigod of the internet, possesses unknown knowledge, reblogs 90s internet posts

the 80s: remembers when eternal september began, probably still uses usenet, possibly doesn't exist, possibly god

60s-70s: is literally actually god, is a human myth, rest is unknown

[cutekittensarefun]

He thinks he’s being sneaky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

whose being sneaky

[skyflameadrian]

Remember when Doctor Fate got hilariously demoted? Harley Quinn actually went to medical school

[audible-smiles]

Oscillating Stories

(this is the first in a four-post series which uses selected quotations to explain the four major categories of transgender experience- Migrating, Oscillating, Negating, and Transcending- proposed by Richard Ekins and Dave King in The Transgender Phenomenon, published 2006. My choices are light on the theoretical nuts and bolts of the authors’ sociological work and heavy on definition, examples, and metaphor, because I am trying to make these categories available to anyone on tumblr who may be interested in using them to help conceptualize the dizzying variety of gender transgression. please feel free to check out the book itself for more detail.)

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[respectfulmemes]

[audible-smiles]

#the cat giveth and the cat taketh away

[audible-smiles]

Negating Stories

(this is the third in a four-post series which uses selected quotations to explain the four major categories of transgender experience- Migrating, Oscillating, Negating, and Transcending- proposed by Richard Ekins and Dave King in The Transgender Phenomenon, published 2006. My choices are light on the theoretical nuts and bolts of the authors’ sociological work and heavy on definition, examples, and metaphor, because I am trying to make these categories available to anyone on tumblr who may be interested in using them to help conceptualize the dizzying variety of gender transgression. please feel free to check out the book itself for more detail.)

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[dailybuckybarnes]

He’s gonna tear himself in half?